The One

OK Shelley, You know what your problem is there Missy??? First of all, you have a great smile. You know? That pain in the ass thing you flash and the whole room brightens up? What with the straight white teeth and the perfectly formed lips that make other people in the room smile too? God! I hate that! And while we are on the subject of your mouth, did you happen to notice that what comes out of it is a treat as well? You and your sweet voice and your ability to enunciate and speak perfect English in well formed sentences on subjects that hold my attention... Darn you! Oh, oh, and don't even get me started on your stupid bright eyes that are topped with those perfect eyebrows that project just the right amount of innocence yet their angle provides just a hint of mischievous fun to make the thought of getting to know you all the more enticing. Having them surrounded by that pompous, blemish free skin doesn't help matters at all either! And your attitude! Your self confident mature attitude that is such a relief to be around? Aren't you ashamed of that??? Dammit you even WALK nicely! The other night you just had a happy WALK as you approached the table! What the hell is up with that?