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Peter Criss figure '78

I was vaccinated with a Victrola needle

About Me



Howdy cats, this is NOT the real Peter Criss, I am the (original) Peter Criss figure. I am 12" tall, and was made by Mego in 1978. Although I am not the real Peter Criss, I am a lot like him, and pretty much share the same feelings towards my former action figure bandmates, as the real Peter feels towards the real Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons, and Paul Stanley. The Ace Frehley figure is my good friend. I love him to death, and would do anything for him. Paul figure does nothing but lie to me, and Gene figure is basically a delusional nut job just like the real Gene Simmons. Where as Gene says he loves the fans, and then scams them and takes advantage of you, I truly do love you, and hate to see how Gene and Paul have turned KISS into a parody tribute band.

My Interests

Playing my cardboard cutout drum

I'd like to meet:

Pizzazz from The Misfits

*All opinions expressed on this page are that of me, the Peter Criss figure, and not necessarily that of the real Peter Criss*

Music:

KISS (1972-1980)
Peter Criss solo album
Peter Criss, Out of Control
Peter Criss, Let Me Rock You
Criss

Movies:

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

Books:

Sealed With a Kiss by Lydia Criss

Heroes:

NOT Gene Simmons

My Blog

I got jacked on the KISSology DVD

 You know the little booklet that comes with it? Well, mine is missing pages, but has doubles of the first 3. LAME I am not going to go to the hassle of returning it for just the booklet. You kno...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Mini KISS and Tiny KISS should stop fighting...

...because everybody knows that WE are the original pint size players. Not to mention that they are neither mini, or tiny compared to us! 12 inches of rock n' roll baby! ...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

I have returned from the Chiller con.

With the real Peter Criss, and TCM Hitchhiker. Peter signed my boot, pretty sloppily, but I love it. I will have TCM take a close up of it soon.  ...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

I will be leaving for the Chiller Theatre con. tomorrow

 Yep, I am flying to New Jersey with TCM Hitchhiker for the Chiller Theatre convention, to have Peter Criss sign my boot. I will be sure TCM takes some pictures if he can, and I post them for you...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Every KISS fan on the planet...

..will want to pick up this badass DVD... I realize that most hardcore KISS fans have already seen bootlegs of these shows, but now you can have the official release, which is bound to be better qua...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST

Hey KISS tribute bands!

 Don't get the wrong impression from what I say in my about me section. I have no problems with KISS tribute bands, I just don't like that the real KISS has become one. Well, at least partially a...
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

If they ever made...

Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer dolls, I would put firecrackers in their spandex! Beware of KISS imposters!
Posted by Peter Criss figure '78 on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST