Mister Magoo

I am one stubborn little bastard. I choose when to listen to the "pack leaders". Personally, I think that dog whisperer guy, Caesar is full of crap, but I LOVE THE LADIES! Now, onto better things...I am a English bulldog, born on November 8, 2005 to Wears Elvis and Bar T's Miss Scooter. Currently, I am 53 pounds of heavenly joy! Here's my story, folks...I originally was bought from a breeder, a present for a woman's husband who was coming home from Iraq (a Marine). Anyhow, dude gets back and starts working 60 hours a week. The wife worked 40 hours a week. And they had 3 kids that were active in school... they decided to sell me to someone who had more time for me (and something tells me they were not fond of my humping). Along came the couple to meet me! I immediately greeted the male with a good old fashioned humping. He will deny it, but he loved it! The girl just kept giggling and saying how cute I was. Like I didn't know already? I'm not as oblivious as I look! Well anyhow, they brought me home and here I sit. They're cool. They feed me, give me treats, take me out on walks and to do my business. Hell, they pick up my poop with bags, now that's dedication! They try to keep me occupied, but I can't stand staying out of trouble! BORING! On October 19, 2006, I got neutered. It hasn't slowed me down a bit. I don't really like the fact that I have no balls, but I find that humping was not very cool at all. Actually, the vet techs couldn't keep their hands off me. They just kept wanting to pet me and talk to me. It really is hard looking this good and causing so much temptation! Other dogs bark at me because of my charm. No dog, big or small will intimidate me. It's all about meeting new people...that's what makes me truly happy! That and food and treats and water and more food and pooping and some farting in there too....I keep it real, bitch.I love to eat snow and have a hatred for blow up snowmen!