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Ayenda is the Dari term known as “future”. AAYENDA was founded on October 19, 2006 with the mission of enhancing the future of the children of Afghanistan. AAYENDA stands for Afghan American Youths Encouraging National Development Association. The goal of this association is to encourage all generations of Afghans to get involved in improving the future of Afghani children. AAYENDA will raise awareness for this cause by uniting the community as whole. Our goal is to educate the people on the needs of our Afghan children. This association is in need of members that will always stay united and be helpful in the cause. If you want anymore information or want to be apart of this association, please feel free to message us or leave us a comment. YOU ARE AFGHAN IF:Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 ...when you were really 17. -You have a fake name and a fake birthday -You consider twirling ur hands in the air while walking in a circle dancing :P -You eat "raisin soup" (awe naw rooz/haft mewa) once a year -You have at leat one set of china in your house with a peackock or red china set with that oriental design (yes you know which one I'm talking about..) -You know ALL Afghan's that live within 1000 miles of u, your parents may possibly know just about every Afghan in the world -You have a framed picture of the Afghan girl who made the cover of National Geographic -You have eaten berinj with your hands and did it like a pro You never leave home without ur tarmoz chai -You have more then three containers of sourcream/yogurt in your fridge -You never get along with Pakistani people -You drink chai no matter how hot it is outside -No matter where you travel, you know you never have to pay for a hotel -You don't have to worry about remembering people's names, Khaala Jan/Kaaka Jan will do -You love noql -Your family goes on a picnic every Sunday -You refuse to buy tea from Tim Hortons/Second Cup etc... cause ur convinced white ppl haven't figured out how to make a decent cup -Your parents try to hook you up at every event/gathering you attend together -Your parents can make everything rhyme even if it means inventing words "rahdio mahdio, naan maan, piaz miaz, boot moot, telwizoon malwisoon" -You have aunt's/cousins who claim they are turning 21 at every birthday for the last 10 years -When your parents want to call your name, they will say everyone of your 458758738547 brothers and sisters name before they get to yours. -You go shopping with your parents, and see something you want, but they complain about how much everything costs and INSIST that you can get the same thing for a cheaper price at Wal-mart. -You get unnatural cravings for doogh You hear the same songs at ALL weddings/parties etc… -Your parents have heard the same songs back in their day -So have your grandparents -So will your kids... -You're forced to wear your older brothers suits after he's outgrown them -You're forced to buy shoes two sizes larger so they can last -You have falsely claimed to be from Kabul -You regularly fit 15 people in a Honda Civic -Your mom and dad don't use their first names when calling each other -You are walked out, all the way to the driveway by EVERYONE for the Khuda Hafezee's when you're a guest at someone's house. -Those not accompanying you all the way to your car get yelled at/talked about for snubbing you -You purposely mispronounce words when speaking to other Afghans, like 'estop sign' etc... -You have 10 towels for decoration in the bathroom but you aren't allowed to use a single one -Your parents bring home green unripe bananas and wait for them the ripen -You can't stand most Persians -All 423548549867 of your uncle's/cousin's/etc. claim to have been engineers/doctors/famous politicians back in Afghanistan -You carefully unwrap presents to save the wrapping paper so you can use it to re-gift later -Your house phone starts ringing at 4am in the morning from family back home -You have more Indian movies than books or magazines in the house -Your parents have tried to haggle at malls trying to get a discount -You secretly hate being mistaken for someone from another country -Your dad has insulted you by insulting himself -You don't even ask what's for dinner anymore because you know its berinj -You have either worked/your family owns, a pizza or convenient store / Dry Cleaner -You or your dad/uncles drive a taxi -You have a RED carpet in at least one room in the house, if not ALL. -Your home décor is considered tasteless if lacking the above type of qaleen -You have been groomed to say no [the first 5 times you are asked] to things that are being offered to you -You drink tea like water, almost compulsively, every hour of the day [most likely sippin' on some as you read this] -You watch indian movies like crazy but you hate Indian people -You have mastered the art of Mubalegha, and that's no understatement -You think you look Spanish/Italian -You have carpets in every room possible in your house -You've been plastered to the TV from the momment you discovered the Ariana channel -You gossip during every social event, and end by saying how much you hate gossiping -You have threatened to bomb someone's house -You had/own an Accord or Civic -Your parents have hustled welfare -Your parents buy bread longer than your bed -When your parents see another Afghan in the mall they act anything but afghan... -You can tell precisely which city in Afghanistan someone's from just by looking at their nose [flat nosed Azara, big nose Kabul, curved nose Panjshir, etc...] and skin colour -You have a weird nose [and if u were spared, most of ur family members weren't :P] -You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. -You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport. -You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal. -You take Afghan snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed" -You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. -You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. -Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think. -You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. -You use grocery bags to hold garbage. -You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible. -You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker. -You fight over who pays the dinner bill. -You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way). -You don't use measuring cups when cooking. -You never learnt how to stand in a queue. -You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m. -If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. -You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty -When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years. -You cook everything with onions -If you get a 98% on a test your parents ask what happened to the other 2%. -Your relatives alone could populate a small city..... -You think you're better than everyone, just because you're Afghan! -Pakistani's are the butt of all jokes. -All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know. -You BOUGHT your drivers license. -When you arrive to the airport, you find at least 20 relatives waiting to greet you. -You're always right! -When the other kids were eating bagels, you ate your pita bread -You don't hesitate to utilize your extensive vocabulary of afghan vulgarity just because someone decided to not agree with you...

My Interests

Bringing our people together!!!tHiiNgZz 2 ReMeMbEr wHeNn TaLkiiNg 2 aN aFgHaNn!! Current mood: UgH..u DnTt eVeNn WaNnNa KnWw Category: UgH..u DnTt eVeNn WaNnNa KnWw Life" THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TALKING TO AN AFGHAN " ***or " My Personal Frustrated Rantings "1. We do NOT know Osama personally....and if any one of us ever does meet him, we will beat him to a pulp for getting our BEAUTIFUL mountains bombed into hills. Just because he was hiding in Afghanistan does not make Afghans terrorists just like you wouldn't be called a bankrobber if some swedish bankrobber sneaks into your cellar to hide and invite his swedish friends to the cellar to teach them how to rob banks.Is this analogy logical enough for you?2. Osama Bin Ladin IS NOT AFGHAN!!!!!! He is an Arab.3. I'm sorry to dissapoint you but over 99,99percent of Afghans do not qualify as: Terrorist, part of the Taliban(mostly men from Pakistan and Arabian countries), part of the Mujahideen, or part of the Northern Alliance. There was NO Afghan man involved in any of the terrorist attacks or any terrorist actions, not one single person with an afghan nationality or afghan roots was sitting in any terrorist plane or was bombing any western country.Afghanistan is a country in Central Asia and far away from Arabian Middle Eastern Countries.4. Afghans are called AFGHAN not afghani or afghanistani,afghanistanian,afghaninanian or afghanistanmarsian ! "Afghani" is our currency , i'm not calling you Dollar either , right?5. All Afghans LOVE their country...and when I say love, I don't mean patriotism....I mean deep heartfelt passionate love...the kind of love that makes you want to kiss Afghan soil and cry for Afghanistan and die for Afghanistan...Afghans love for Afghanistan goes WAY deep.6. Afghans have their own language. Pashto and Dari are the official languages of Afghanistan.Dari has always been used for business and government transactions.Both belong to the Indo-European group of languages.7. Simply to be CORRECT Afghans / Pashtuns do fall under the White racial group. Historians trace the origin of the country Afghanistan into remote prehistory, referring to it as ancient Aryana , Land of The Aryan . Technically we may be Asian ( Afghanistan is called "The Heart of Asia" ) , but we fall under the white category.If you don't believe it:every country including the United states of America officially stated that Afghans/Pashtuns are considered white/caucasian(-thats what we correctly mark on legal documents ;). Don't get me wrong because racism is a horrible disease and of course EVERYONE lovable no matter what ethnicity, race , religion , nationality , mentality etc. is loved. Afghans are one of the original White people to populate the planet and that does NOT mean that we would be european because anthropologically we are the ORIGINAL Aryans , that's just a fact and doesn't mean any ethnicity would be any superiour or anything in that wrong direction.It's just very sad that some Europeans used this catchy word Aryan and used it to kill other people.If you say"Aryans have blue eyes and blonde eyes or they are basically European" that's just wrong because Aryans refer to some vague people who lived thousands of years ago,in today's Afghanistan and nobody knows exactly how their outer appearance looked like. Ethnicity isn't about what colour your skin has.For example africans have different bone structure,asians have different eye and body features as well.You can even differentiate a persons ethnicity by looking at the bones after their death to identify them. Afghans/Pashtuns fall into the White/Caucasian category most simply because of our built/makeup etc.(...some might now ask.. and why all that when we're all equal anyway?? well you're right and just let me say it even more simplistic : "If you gotta label your ish you might as well label it correctly ! " )8. Afghans are not persian durrana either , because persians are from Iran and yes that's another country and not part of Afghanistan. Yes India is another country too.9. Afghans don't take negative opinions about their country well...be it an insult or constructive criticism.....say it to our face, and...well don't say it to our face...or behind our backs for that matter...believe me we Afghans stick up for our country.10. Afghanistan is located in South Central Asia. Afghans are NOT Middle Eastern.In terms that you geography retarded people might understand: Afghanistan is above Pakistan (which is above India) and to the left of the outskirts of China (please tell me you know where that is) and is right of Iran (which is the outskirts of the Middle East) and south of Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan (just think of it as south of Russia)...Simple enough for you?11. There is no stereotypical Afghan outer appearance. We have brown, black, blonde and red hair. We range from white white skin to dark South Asian skin... We have brown, blue,black,grey,hazel and green eyes. Basically, there is no way you can rule someone out as not being Afghan...we are a diverse peoples .12. Islam is the main religion of Afghanistan but not the only one. Most Afghans are very traditional in their way of thinking but more moderate when it comes to religion . Also you can not judge a religion only based on some male extremist fundamental fools and psychos who drag their noble loving religion in the dirt by making up lies about it. and REMEMBER: before you ask if I have to wear a burka or a scarf on my head....LOOK...it will save you the trouble of dealing with a scary look on my face and me forming a fist. Same goes for asking guys about beards and stuff.We believe that the God we pray to is the same as the God all other monotheistic religions like Jews and Christians pray to(Monotheism means the worship of the One God.)Let me explain it to you this way.. assume you're Christian and you move to Italy and their word for God is translated "Dio" that doesn't mean it is a different God does it??same as the word "Allah" or as Afghans say "Khuda".And again it is just sad that some use this language barrier to create false enemies.13. Here is the Afghan philosophy about men and women: Women are like flowers and men, well, they are the dirt that surrounds a flower (summed up by some Afghan poem I can't remember). Women are beautiful, fragile, a gift from God....They must be carefully watched over because just like a flower, they will dry up from too much exposure....Men are strong, sturdy, and they are the caregivers...they provide nourishment and a home for the women...It's really complex, but just understand that women are not oppressed in our culture; they are revered and highly admired. Men are not superior or oppressive; they are respected and appreciated....14. Afghans have sadly experienced life the hard way for more then the last quarter century of going through different wars.....many many of them have seen family members be murdered in front of their eyes ..have seen family members being raped(don't you think there is a reason they even tried to hide women under something ridiculous like a burka?if there would be the chance of getting raped by foreign soldiers/invaders any minute would you still run around in your sexy miniskirt or let your sister or other loved ones run around like that?THINK ABOUT IT,ok?..)..have been innocently imprisioned and tortured...have fled their treasured country by foot hundreds of miles just to save their children... have held, and even shoot a bazooka,none the less a gun..they have lost family treasures..they have lost the respect of others....they have been through A LOT. Just imagine for a minute how you and your close family would feel like going through horrible things like that and how your hometown would look like after being constantly attacked. So Next time you see Afghanistan on TV/ News..remember this is what you see ....a country and population exploited and traumatized by war for many many years.15. Afghans are tough.....I mean seriously.....Our national sport consists of men on horses racing around with whips to attack the opposing team and using a 60 lb dead goat as a ball. Deaths..common..... injuries....unavoidable..... HAHA and you thought Rugby was bad..16. Afghans are some of the most hospitable people in the world...they love guests like they love family.... and the way they love family is beyond imagination . It's really very sweet . If you don't believe me invite yourself to ANY afghan family , even if you don't know them , to dinner and you'll be welcomed with open arms and you'll experience what being treated like a honored guest is like.17. Afghans know how to party....and I don't mean "get drunk and though you dont remember what you did you know you had fun" kind of party...I mean the kind of good clean fun you didn't even know existed....endless tea, endless food...dancing, singing, playing instruments, telling stories, telling jokes, kids running all over the place while movies and music playing in the background, neighbours complaining about the noise, the aroma of afghan food in the air , old and young all together....laughing,smiling,hugging....endless fun until the break of dawn...literally18. Afghans rock . Period :)IF YOU'RE AFGHAN SHARE THIS LIST WITH YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY - PLEASE REPOST OR FORWARD AS AN E-MAIL FOR YOUR FRIENDS OR IGNORANT PEOPLE TO READ / POST UP A BLOG ON YOUR PAGE as *** " THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TALKING TO AN AFGHAN " ***:)INFORMATION FOR THOSE IN A IDENTITY CRISIS :Everyone is welcomed and everyone lovable no matter what ethnicity, religion etc is loved but to be CORRECT , a common fallacy on MySpace should be cleared up here first . Afghans / Pashtuns fall under the white racial group. That does NOT mean that we would be european because anthropologically we are the original aryans.Technically we may be Asian ( Afghanistan is called "The Heart of Asia" ) , but we fall under the white category. EVERY COUNTRY INCLUDING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OFFICIALLY STATED THAT AFGHANS / PASHTUNS ARE CONSIDERED WHITE/CAUCASIAN (---thats what we correctly mark on legal documents ;) . We're not persian durrana either , because persians are from Iran. http://countrystudies.us/afghanistan/38.htm "...historians trace the origin of the country Afghanistan into remote prehistory, referring to it as ancient Aryana, or Land of The Aryan." And again NO Afghans are not Middle Eastern as you can see here :

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Ahmad Zahir, Ahmad Wali, Haider Salim, Nasrat Parsa, Habib Qaderi, Hasib Ashrafi, Mamoon, and all the wonderful afghan artists!