Guitar, Texas Hold 'Em, Beer Pong, Beer, Bong Rips, Rubix Cube, Malibu Beach, Little Caesars Pizza, Bud Light, Lemondrops, The Color Pink, Las Vegas, Chimpanzees, Carrots, Blondes, Drinking games, Not Utah
These are true mutha fuckin gangstaz!!!
A woman with a humorous and sarcastic kind of personality...along with a tight hot body thats preferably 5'5 and under (I don't know a 6'9 guy and 5'2 girls just look cute)...blondes..blondes..blondes..(Chantelle & Brooklyn are an exception) I just want to be with a free flowing partier whose up for a fun crazy time, please have some smarts...gotta be quick with it around me and my jokes...whoever loves to just lay it all out and have fun...plus I have big shoes..you know what that means...basically a girl that wants to be treated right and wants an all around great dude, but at the same time will throw some love back...I know that every guy says that...but ask around...I got street credit!!!
This is my back...yeah I'm gettin tattoooooed up as of late...for you tattoo lovers out there..I have eight...tribal with basketball on my right bicep/tricep, two kanji symbols on my right forearm...one means superior the other means insane, pocket aces on my left forearm, my nickname "Deezy" on my left tricep, kanji symbol on my left shoulder meaning intensity, kanji symbol on my right shoulder meaning crazy, and my last name all the way down my spine...yes it is a collection...and I have just been toooed up in Israel...on both hips to the armpits I have guitars with my parents names on the fret boards and brothers names on the bridge...with smoke rising to my pits...more to come!!!
"40 Year Old Virgin"...3 Best Scenes in the movie..REMIX
Sublime, Incubus, Metallica, Pepper, Propagandhi, Ludacris, Eminem, Bloodhound Gang, The Used, System of a Down, Slightly Stoopid, Avenged Sevenfold, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Beatles, Simon & Garfunkle, Linkin Park, Zep, Not Country
Comedy and Chik Fliks with the Chiks....but always Porn before bedtime!!!
Let's win a god damn playoff game...Dodgers '07...
ESPN - After a game night,
Howard Stern - Before bed,
SpongeBob Squarepants - After tokin',
Blind Date - In the Afternoon,
Sally Jesse Rafael - When I'm drunk,
Scrambled Porn - When I'm really drunk
Personal Record = 42.3 seconds...
I can't read...it's a damn shame...But I know how to roll a joint!!! And I know when it's 4:20!!!
Favorite time of the day...4:20
"Say mayne...you got a joint...sure wish you did!!!"
Mini Me a.k.a. Vern Troyer - Look what he's been for the midget community..what an icon!!!
Napolean Dynamite - Look what he did for tall white people with curly hair...like me!!
This is my pops..cookin me my eggs and drinkin some beer!!
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Integrated Innovations Inc.
C.E.O. Joshua Villepigue a.k.a. My Elder Brutha
http://www.i3-online.com/