good morn to ye weary traveller. everything but the paedophilia are a extraodinary group of weirdos who occasionally get together and hit things. augustus j lonsdale, drummer and man of occasional noises, was a solo super sensation, who, despite promising to release a solo album never did and therefore has become drummer for this extraodinary supergroup, he hearts one-armed abraham. Robin Anderson, an escaped convict from dundee once murdered a sheep, a critical offence in scotland and was put in prison. he sometimes writes books due to his superior english skill under the pseudonym Ian Rankin. Daniel 'TweedleDJ' Udy was once a highly skilled ballet dancer in russia before he decided to give it all up for the bands 'Tweedledum and TweedleDJ', 'Gus and Dan's Grimey Choons' and of course 'Everything but the Paedophilia'. dan still gets the urge to dance. these group of wonderfully dressed coolmeisters can be booked to play loud unhelpful music anywhere and are perfectly willing to wear hats. they will have music up soon..
'satan has my foot', 'the third toe of the herpatitis lizard', 'you're no homosapien, you're a homosexual' and '...and then i shoved my saxophone up his arse' are all prospective song titles
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