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Jay Mister E

Perfection isn't possible...reaching for it is noble

About Me

What's up? Jared is the name and I suppose you're reading this because you want to know about me. Well first and foremost I'm a silly goose. I'm a 100% Puerto Rican but people usually think I'm Italian, Portuguese and sometimes even Iraqi. I like drinking Coronas and Jager Bombs.I work hard during the week and I like to party just as hard on the weekends. People usually think I'm shy when they first meet me but I like to sit back and listen to people talk. I am actually fairly outgoing and I live to goof off and laugh and hang out with my friends. I can be very sarcastic at times. I am brutally honest and I'll tell you how it is whether you want to hear it or not.Some people dont like that and have a hard time handling the truth. You can love me or you can hat eme. Either way, I really don't care. I HATE meatheads and I CANT STAND hippies. I'm a system coding anaylst, sounds like fun huh? But I'm also the Production Manager for an internet media company called Evolving Artist Entertainment. So when I'm not coding systems you'll find me in the studio, filming bands, editing videos or producing promos for our TV station eaTV and, our radio station ENGAGE. I produce and host my very own weekly radio show called RadioEDIT. It airs every Tuesday night at 10pm on ENGAGE Internet Radio. Makesure to check it out sometime. Oh yeah, I also play the bass and, I have been known to drop a sick beat or two when I step behind my turntables.
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My Interests

playing the bass,my friends,spinning records on my turntables,writing,Rock and Roll music,Stand up comedy,The Celtics, drinking,books, videogames, NASCAR

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I'd like to meet:

The three fine women below, Scarlett Johansson , Charlize Theron, Megan Fox, Dale Jr, 311, The funniest DJs ever Toucher & Rich and, of course YOU!

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Music:

311, Circa Survive,Clutch, Taking Back Sunday, Senses Fail, Underoath, groupaction, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Beastie Boys, At the Drive, Sparta, The Mars Volta, Jimmy Eat World, Jack Johnson, Nora, Norma Jean, The Bravery, The Black Maria, Eighteen Visions, He is Legend,Wu Tang, Talib Kweli, A Tribe Called Quest, Bob Marley, Common, Mos Def, Coheed and Cambria, HIM, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Interpol, The Killers, Jay-Z, Nine INch Nails. Outkast, AC/DC,Thrice, U2,NaS, The Cure, Thursday, Snoop, GNR, Social D, Lostprophets, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Sublime, Parliment, Dr. Dre. Hot Water Music, Alkaline Trio, Tool. This list could go on forever but Im too lazy to name all the bands I listen to but as you can see basically anything.



Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Saw, Dawn Of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,Trainspotting, Mullholland Drive, The Goonies, Super Troopers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Billy Madison, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, the Kill Bills, basically anything by Quentin Tarantino and, Oh yeah and of course porno!!!! lol

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, The Office, Family Guy, That 70's Show, 24,Miami Ink, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, The Shield, Rescue Me, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Daily Show

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Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S.Thomposn, Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:

The Parental Units

My Blog

The OFFICIAL Girl Point Scale System

I was discussing this with a co-worker this morning because I mentioned that I had to take some points away from this girl who I have an interest in and she found it interesting that I had a "point sy...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST

Drunkeness @ The Mill

This is what happens when you Tina, Tim, Chet, and, I get a hold of a pen and paper after a night of drinking at The Mill.  The spelling and grammar errors are not typos. This will not ...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:08:00 PST

You Might Be A Bag Of Douche If..

I stole this from somewhere but I find it rather funny and true so I figured I would share it all with you. If you think of something that isnt here feel free to add it to the list via comment. T...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

Life Lessons

So I've been spending alot of my time behind the scenes at The Mill in Southbride. Doing production work, throwing out ideas for Club V and, just basically just kicking it with my boys Chetro &am...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

A few Quick Things I Find Funny

Toucher & Rich These two motherfuckers are the funniest thing on radio right now. I have never laughed so hard during a radio show as I have listening to  these guys. If y...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

A Melon Scratcher

Sometimes I just really, really dont understand the female gender. I know that I will never fully understand them or figure them out.  I thought that I might have had a slight gras...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Sometimes, I just like to steal

I saw this and figured I'd steal it and post it as a blog. i figured some girls should know these things because ALL these are true.  Enjoy and I hope you all learn something.   -Guys hate s...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST

You know what sucks?

Losing your best friend of almost six years. It's really sucks when someone who you considered one of your closet friends pushes you slowly out of their life and tries to intentionally you h...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

Enough with the bling and the hoes people!

What the hell has happened to the state of hip-hop, rap music these days?  I'm sitting here in my apartment watching a documentary about the history of the genre and I'm amazed at how far hip hop...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Open Mouth Insert Foot

So, has anybody ever said something to someone, thenas soon as it came out of your mouth you wish youhadnt said it? Well yesterday I was arguing with a close friend and I was doing my b...
Posted by Jay Mister E on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST