DAMN THE DMV!!! |
It's always something. I went to the DMV to take a driving test, only to find that I have to pay them $84 fucking dollars. They told me over the phone that I'd only have to pay $27. I asked the asshol...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:38:00 PST |
some shit I like |
Lately, the majority of my blogs have been either about shit that annoys the fuck out of me, or some lame bitch-assness concerning my distraught emotions. WELL GODAMNIT*, it's time that I post a blog ...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:34:00 PST |
Fat people: a brief analysis |
Don't have a lot of time, so I gotta make this quick. Yes, this is another rant on my end on how much I fucking deplore fat people. But let me clarify one thing: fat-assness isn't simply relegated by ...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:31:00 PST |
A confession about me and a "baby" who fucked me... |
I have to come out and say it to the whole world aka Myspace. I think Baby Vast Aire fucked me while I was drunk the other night. I'm shamefaced, embarrassed, and...hurt.
I told Allison about it the o...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST |
I need advice about getting a car... |
My dad just got a new truck and has this car that he's been wanting to give to me for a long while now. It's something like a Ford Escort or Tempo or some shit and it's got about 1.8 million miles on ...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST |
I fucking love punks |
I got kinda stranded in Hollywood on New Years day following some fucking party in the Hollywood hills. I woke up and promplty began to drink all the expensive champagne I could find, which wasn't har...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST |
New Year's Resolutions...that, in my opinion, don't suck cock... |
1. Make at least ONE definitive piece of art per MONTH.
2. Continue reading at least ONE definitive piece of literature per month.
...I'm planning on reading the BIBLE soon, so wish me luck. And if I ...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Bottom line to all this shit...the final word. |
Life is art.
Not everyone will like you...
but some will...
...and that's more than anyone could ask for.
It's not all war. Seek the subtle. And when night falls, don't despair. Let your mind follow ...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:20:00 PST |
Mornings |
It's the mornings that are the hardest. That first thought that tears through your mind is like a bullet, like unwittingly stepping off a landmine. And then the rest follows.
Starting Sunday, I stayed...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST |
two good things about heartbreak...(revised) |
As far as I'm concerned, I can see two, and only two...the rest is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
1. Music.
Music is so fucking impactful. You'll so be listening to fucking Don Henley or some Alanis Morrise...
Posted by D ISSAC ASIMOV on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST |
