Music is a must, Skiing is great.... too bad its not year round. AIM is good, friends can be fun, and I dunno, sculpting stuff is something Im good at, hmmm, I dunno what else
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Which JACKASS are you?
Johnny Knoxville
Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls
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Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
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anyone interesting, unique, and able to get crazy... KEEP UP! oh and ne one from JACKASS, cause they're the shit.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey Robert Christopher _______
Birthday: June 26, 1987
Birthplace: In a hospital in Wauwatosa
Current Location: Brookfield
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT, righty's live longer than lefty's by about 9 years!
Your Heritage: Czechoslovakian, German, and Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather Work Boots and Sandals
Your Weakness: Studying
Your Fears: "we have nothing to fear but fear itself"
Your Perfect Pizza: 3 cheese, mushroom, stuffed crust, XL pizza MmmmMmmm good!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Accomplish my PSIA Level 2 (Ski Instructing)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'peace'
Thoughts First Waking Up: "ah shit, am I late for work!?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile.... what can I say, my teeth are hot
Your Bedtime: when Im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Whenever my Grandma was still alive
Pepsi or Coke: fuck em both, I'll take the Gigner Ale... bitch
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither... Culvers (BURGER KING SUX!)
Single or Group Dates: Depends... I say a variaty
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither... minute made lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla on the weekdays & Chocolate on the weekends
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: you decide
Do you Sing: more and more everyday I'm afraid, William Hung, Im coming for you title!
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: Yes, Im a transfer student at Northern Michigan University (NMU)
Do you want to get Married: Yes, just think: Little Me's all over the place!
Do you belive in yourself: I think I can I think I can I think I can
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: fo sho'
Are you a Health Freak: uhm, are oreos against the law... shit, then no I'm not
Do you get along with your Parents: for now, but it fluxuates
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course, Im the guy with the lightning rod!
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you decide
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: damn it, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I believe so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: refer back to the "Are you a Health Freak" question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: you decide
Ever been called a Tease: me a tease? I dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: me beaten up? now why would that ever happen?
Ever Shoplifted: yes, I stole a hotwheels car when I was 6, and my mom made me return it
How do you want to Die: quick and painlessly, possibly in my sleep or while Im sitting infront of my 101st Birthday Cake *though that might be scarey for the kids....*
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ages 4-9 I wanted to be a cop, 10-16 I didnt think much of it, 17-18 Social Worker, and now Im thinking of being a Radio DJ
What country would you most like to Visit: Switzerland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: a happy medium
Height: shorter than me
Weight: w.e. works on her
Best Clothing Style: don't care... w.e. works
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: a lot!
Number of Piercings: none... if this is asking for the girl, then 2-4 ;-P
Number of Tattoos: for me none, but I support the idea of smart tattoos, its all the dumb ones I disagree with
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try to live without regret.
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Your Theme Song: Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
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Here's all the tiicket stubs I still have:Batman Begins-Longest Yard-Kingdom of Heaven-Shaun of the Dead-Dawn of the Dead-Old Schol-Little Nicky-SAW-Without a Paddle-Resident Evil: Apocalypse-King Arhtur-Spiderman 1 & 2-Terminator 3-The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Pirates of the Caribbean-iRobot-Rush Hour 2- Star Wars Episode 1 & 2-Lord of the Rings 1,2,3-Harry Potter 1 & 2-Truman Show-Bruce Almighty-Unbreakable-Big Daddy-Pleasentville-Matrix-Mission 2 Mars-Nutty Professor 2-Dude where's my Car?-Alien V. Predator-Shanghi Noon-Jurrasic Park 3-The Fast & The Furious-Rat Race-The Mummy Returns-The Italian Job-Ready To Rumble-Meet The Parents-Meet the Fockers-Scarey Movie 3-White Noise-Hitch
DVD's that I own: *Mr. Bill's Classics*The Chronicles of Riddick*DAWN of the DEAD*Dreamcatcher*Full Metal Jacket*JACKASS the movie*Jason X*Little Nicky*The Mummy Returns*OLD SCHOOL (unrated)*The Patriot*SHAUN of the DEAD*South Park Bigger, Longer, & Uncut*THIR13EN GHOSTS*The Transporter*The Best of Will Ferrell*
MTV-Bam Margera Show, Pimp my ride, Punk'd, The 70's House, Real World, Road Rules, Road Rules/Real World Challenge, SPIKE TV-MXC, ADULT SWIM-Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad OTHER CHANNELS-The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Survivor, Amazing Race, Fear Factor, MAD TV, SNL, Malcolm in the Middle
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Real Name
Astrological Sign
Your immediate future: Lose your fingers in a tragic typing accident
How you will die: Ninjas will propel off the roof and slice you in half with their shurigans
Your afterlife: You will rule heaven
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The best books are made into movies!
I like the villans!
What is Your Destiny?
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Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny Destroyer of Human kind
Date when you fufill your destiny June 26, 2005
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Agent Orange
Your Favorite Target: School-children
Your Kill Count: 130,466,857
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 15
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $178,398,129,782,128
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 62%
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
Drink Responsibly