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im a fucking dork. im clumsy and i sleep with a teddy bear. im such a loser to most people, but i dont care cuz im probably more happy than they are haha. let me tell u the one thing that everyone must know about me. im a Man. and ill tell u why cuz im sure right now u dont believe it. first ask yourself wat makes a man? money? wealth? future? no. none of that. ill tell u wat makes a man. a Man is a male who treats everyone he meets with respect. treats ever girl he meets like there a goddess like they truly are no matter wat people think about them. unless there a bitch or wateva and they putting it on themselfs not to be treated properly. a man knows wat love is and knows the difference between making love and sex, love and lust, friends and fakes. a Man knows how to make a girl feel great at her most horrible times. knows how to make any girl go from suicidal to 100 percent fucking conceited♥ I am a Man. so yeah let me tell u about myself cuz theres more in this box then just an about me. theres the girls i love and care about. ok so ummm im a fucking dork :) and girls love it cuz iono they just do. i tell girls that there beautiful and gorgeous and hawt all the time. why? becuz they fucking are and if i had the chance id date them all. but i cant and even if i could it would reck me emotionally so much cuz im like that. i wouldnt be able to jump from girl to girl and not fall apart inside. sorry if i have emotions. want to know why i have them? becuz i think with my brain not with my dick like most guys and thats why i have a good cry every now and then cuz i have a brain :P wat else. i skate. im pretty good but im not great. im a hardcore gamer. its wat i love to do and its my passion. i love scrubs and its hard to talk to me when im watching it cuz its the only show on TV that i actually enjoy to watch♥ wat else.. i dress weird i guess. i just throw on wateva i can and it looks good but odd. wateva. music? well iono usually alternative rock and metal. but i listen to just about anything. movies? HAHAAH best movie of all time has to be "Dude Where's MY Car?" hahaha thats how much of a dork i am :) i love that movie. i love ashton becuz he does wat i always wish i could do. be a dorkass and get paid for being himself in movies :) id fucking love to do that :) im making this to long. so just ask me if anything ya know. pa-ce niggas
this is my Dork Lizzy. she is the only one out of everyone i know that hasnt failed in my expectations. she has offered me to stay with her and is send money for it to happen. soon ill finally have a place to live and someone who loves me truly. she never ceases to amaze me with how nice and sweet and dorky she is :D it excites me if u catch my drift♥ she gives me hope where i thought there'd never be any again. love where i thought depression would never leave. she gives me wat i need now when others cant, or wont. i love her and thats that. yes i may love others but i know things arent going to work out no matter how hard i try. cuz it takes two to make a relationship not one...
Amena. this is the girl i went to Aussie for. so let me tell u the story that comes from my eyes of this experience that impacted the rest of my life. We randomly chatted on myspace for a long while before summer and I started to get attached. and i asked her if she wanted me to visit :) and she said ya. so i worked the summer and everything. did everything i needed to do and was on my way. i kinda asked her out online and stuff. she said will see. so finally i left. got there took forever but finally met. we were shy at the start. but who wouldnt. so im in another country taking the chance of my life just to let my eyes get a glisp of this girl and show her wat a great chick she is. cuz she wasnt being treated like the goddess i knew she was. and someone needed to step in and show her wat was up. so when i got there. said hi to the family. and well we talked all day and stuff. and then that night. sparks flew that u could see from fucking pluto. at that second, i thought things would never end. during the 3 months i was down there, i asked her to marry me lots of times and she said yeah. there was lots of things i shouldve done but didnt. go out with her with her friends. kick a couple of guys asses for treating her wrong. so many things now that i think of it. and i failed in the end. 3 months being the nicest guy in the world wasnt enough. and i did nothing wrong she said. its just that sometimes i had to be a ass and step forward and show the other guys wat the fact was. she was mine. and i didnt. in the end she wasnt ready to get married and i totally understood why, so i dropped the idea. when i left, which i wish everyday of my life that i didnt get on that plane, so when i came back to the states things got really close, she wanted everything with me and thats how it was. i was struggling everyday to find a job just to visit again. after a while things started to fall apart. as any long distance relationship would. i got kicked out 2 times before she came to me and told me "things arent going to work out between us. we just didnt click ya know. and your just to nice and u need to be an arse sometimes ya know." so i said something stupid and we didnt talk for a while.. a month later or so shes say hi and stuff and she tell me "i was ready for a serious relationship. its just i knew we wouldnt work out. and other things and she tells me that shes going to get married with some guy" and i cried and the whole shazaam for like months.. even still sometimes i do. and im moving on now. now that this is happening she tells me that she was going to tell me that she loves me but i made her seem like a bitch in the AIM convo that i had up a while ago. i dont see why but thats wat happend.. now im totally lost and think that shes just jealous that im actually happy. but i doubt thats the reason. so i dont know wat to do. she imprinted in my heart and mind forever. and im eventually going to get a tattoo of her holding a jar with a label saying "Andre's virginity" on it and thats not going to change. i want it forever. so ill never forget how great she was to me. and how everyday felt like my life was going to end up the happiest it could be. but like everything ive ever been truly happy about.. it just fell apart. the only thing i regret about being with her. is the fact that i never let my anger out like i shouldve.. stupid me and my pussy ass self-esteem. i fucking hate it. ill never stop loving u Amena. but that doesnt mean im going to wait around and just die inside hoping that u will love me like i loved u. for u to do that. u would have to fly to me no matter where i lived or wat the situation and poor urself out into my arms.. and i know u. your to strong to poor urself out into anyones arms, but me that is. ill be waiting for that day. but until then. i love another and the other is blowing my mind with happiness and is the girl below this textbox. so u have a long way to go. and for all u who think Amena is a bitch or wateva.. FUCK U!!! u dont know her and u have no right. shes phenominally great and u just dont understand cuz u werent there. so go fuck yourself. Amena... ill always be loving you... but i cant just wait around hoping and wishing things would be. my life needs a lover for my head to focus on the future... and that right now is Lizzy. so until u get your head straight and figure out wat u want. ill be here in the same spot hoping that at least ull stay in touch cuz u still mean a lot
Brittany. This is the Biggest small girl i know. shes to die for. litterally. if it came to me jumping in the way of a bullet or a poodle of splashed water, id be right there diving in the way to save this chick. Damn. i mean seriously if i were to meet Pamela Anderson next to Brittany id roundhouse kick Pam and take Brittany to the park♥ want to know why? ill tell yo ass. this girl is like my savior to the times that things have been like horrifically shit for me.. all she has to do is show up on my top (which she is always on) and im already smiling to mars :D i swear man and then her personality can knock any real none assholic guy to fucking Neptune i swear.. shes fantastic. and without her. shit.. id be one fucked up guy. she keeps my anger into raps by just saying hello. shes to die for.. and one day im hoping to take her butt to prom just to show everyone how great she really is. one day...
Blueberry. if i had a penny for everytime i wanted to hang out with this girl shiiiiit id own the fucking moon. seriously i would. this chick and i have known eachother since the dawn on me joining myspace. FUCKING FOREVER. and not one day goes by where i wish i had some blueberries :D MMMmmmm sweetness. me and her have had some really fucked up times and we have both been there to help eachother out. shes PHENOMINAL!! i swear.. if u need someone to keep u from killing yourself it would be my Blueberry. the words shes tells me are like magic. i love her so much. shes kept me from suicide so many times shit i dont have fingers and toes to count that high lol phenominal♥
Megbear. my megrrrz. how amazing this girl is. forever ive been trying to meet her.. but something has always gotten in the way.. always.. even now maybe something is going to get in the way.. im fucking tired of it.. but its not going to stop me from hugging her one day in the future. the main thing i have to stay i love about this girl is her beauty. i know its quite shallow, but forever and forever shes been this image in my head of beauty. never anything else. ive always just wanted to put my arms around her and just enjoy the moment that im hugging some so beautiful. id enjoy it forever. imprinted into my head it would be till time itself exploded. shes amazing. seriously if there was one girl in my life that i would want to spend the rest of my life with it would probably be here. chillin next to me friends for fucking ever till the dawn of time. Megan this is for u. "u fill a spot in my chest that no other could fill. and its the essence of wat beauty really is. it will never be forgotten and never be replaced. know this cuz its something that will stay with me till i die" i love ya♥
Megan hahaah this is the hawtest piece of chick ill ever know hahah forever shes just been that party chick that ive always want to get with ya know. kick it with make out, get fucking shit faced, game it up to guitar hero all fucking night and wake up with the huggest fuckin hangover in the world so we would never forget that night we shreaded guitar hero to pieces :D in my head. Megan is the hawt that i will always imagine when i see another hawt "nah that chick doesnt compare to Megan" hahah ive thought of that so many times haha Megan your hawt whether u want to believe it or not. and youll always stay hawt even in my head :D gotta love it :D
April. this is the girl ive always wanted to date. but was to much of a nice guy to put myself in there cuz i was way to worried about how happy she was with other guys to think of myself. it will never change. she rarely ever passes by to chat but when she does i get super excited cuz shes just so nice and understanding that it makes me feel so safe like nothing is going to go wrong forever. its a feeling i get from no other. iono really its just thats how things get. it makes me happy to find out thats shes doing good. im glad ive met her.
KAREN!!!! haha this nigga can always make me laugh no matter wat.. shes such a playa its funny. theres not one fucking time i talk to this chick where im not luaghing hard and making an ass of myself in person hahah man if i ever needed someone to bust my gut in laughter Karen would be the first person id fucking think of. man if we ever hung out in person wed fucking skate and get fucking wasted and probably end up in bed cuz shes a fucking perv. but no regrets :) im sure. hahaha shes great. impossiblly hilarious. if i could choice one person to keep by me to laugh my brains at it would be karen. hahaha im sure id be dead after a week with her from laughing so much and probably sufficate LOL hahah true nigga u are Karen :)
Arielacid. The greatest lesbian that i will ever know. and the hawtest at that. theres not a day that goes by where i dont wish i had a shot to try to make her straight or Bi LOL yeah shes always around when i need that lesbian to make me happy. just to chat ya know. one day i hope i get that chance :) cuz she blows my mind when i think of how hawt she is and the fact that i cant have her cuz shes lesbian eats at ME LIKE FUCK!!!! fucking hell man.. jeese. well yeah maybe one day ill get the chance cuz ive appealed to her in many ways.. just not sexually cuz im a guy and she dont dig that hahaha lol but im cool with that. shes great and to popular to get back to me sometimes and i find it funny that i know some that popular that well :D it makes me feel like im cool lol thanks for the coolness Arielacid.