My attitude is pretty simple; I don't care about your past, reputation or numbers. Never piss me off, and I'll never have to slam the door in your face.
I’m Lauren; not the pretty one, not the one you want to take home to meet your mummy, but the funny one. Apparantly. I snort when I laugh. I look like that bird off Hollyoaks. I don’t like to have long hair. I don’t like the colour pink. I probably like my drink a little too much. I think people that look up to (or look like) Barbie, Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton need to be put down. The Wombles and clowns are the scariest fucking things I've ever laid eyes on. Perfection doesn't exist.
I never want children.
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