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were you always a signpost? did you like.. start out as a streetlight and then get promoted or somet

About Me

okiii... me.You will know what to do, when you unscramble HOW DADDY IS DOING!! - best film ever.
Vahow!! I'm Sophia from Doncaster! But men from Ghana know me as Sophia Amah Hawkes, because I was born on a Saturday. So call me that if you want. It arrrrrouses me.
I’m GAY, and I don’t need a crew cut and a feminist attitude to prove it cheers… sling me a nice lass over and I’ll be just fine!
Things've really changed this year, I still miss the old days though, of sock videos and drunken nights out in Cantley, althoughhhh.. I haven't been drunk for ages now, I'm learning to control my alcoholic yearnings... unlike before. Gotta say, I met a lot of mint people in that little phase though! Still have the occasional moments of ratarsed..ness.. and they're good! Gotta keep my reputation up don'tcha know!
Then again, I also have a reputation for puking my guts out, so if you see me like that stay ten steps away or you’ll end up buying me water and getting various substances vomited at you in return. Mint yeah?
I’m pretty obsessed with green hoodies, but they have to be the RIGHT SHADE... Buy me one and I will marry you. I don’t have one, but I thrive on other people who do… they get pointed at and I emotionally bond with them. Not that they know me or anything. Yeahhh.
Anyway. I'm pleased to say... I can finally.. after a year and a half of abuse and sexual frustration from opticians... put contact lenses in.. and I am... SO.. proud of myself! Nearly jizzed my pants when she said I could have them. Think I might have done actually. Can’t remember, was too caught up in the moment.
I love meeting new people so add me and we'll chat! Unless you're deficient, can't string two words together, aren't going anywhere in life, can't hold conversation further than 'how's you?' ...or just generally need a good slap! Oh, also... if you're gonna add me then talk, I don't wanna be a number on a friends list.
Going by those guidelines, add me on msn while you're at it! [email protected]... Big dirty orgasm =] wehayyy!
Arrr i also like to annoy Louise with Hello Kitty, it's one of my favourite pasttimes, and if the privilage was taken away i might die abit inside.
T'will be all.

I love:

    friends and family random crap funny people alcohol using haribo packets to make music sad films studio ghibli sad films that i find funny it when people run across roads and find the light's green anyway it when i ramble so much people don't know what i'm going on about sexual phil wierd shaped food meeting new people

My Interests

dry humping. jade's house. faff. sexy phil. booze. singing&&dancing.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll know what to say to me... something different from 'aww hun' when i'm down... someone smart, who knows how to keep a conversation alive after 'hey hows you?' and makes the effort to do that. And it sounds a bit shallow but... someone with good spelling! Can't stand 'hi huni wut u up 2?'
Someone who can be arsed to get out of bed for me, someone who won't piss me around or trail me along.
Add some good looks and a bit of confidence... That'd be someone right nice to meet i think =]

also:

swedish porno dude bobble hat woman sexual phil sexy leggings man burberry chav wierd puffy guy cum in your pants dude
... and have a group orgy

Music:

hm.. my musical taste..

    outkast flashdance bon jovi paul oakenfold westlife resevoir dogs NOFX genesis lonestar alanis morisette franz ferdinand the kooks jimmy eat world hellogoodbye funeral for a fiend the offspring ok go david gray good charlotte HIM the subways fall out boy panic at the disco tenacious d gorillaz rollin' stones maximo park the bravery ATB kaiser chiefs blink 182 the yeah yeah yeah's sublime loads of tfi dj stuff.. but so what? bullet for my valentine shania twain savage garden disney songs red hot chili peppers cartel AFI dragonforce

the list goes on...

IMPORTANT SONGS.. MEMORIES.
doo wah diddy - manfred mann
who put the bomp - barry mannilow
alfie - lily allen
she moves in her own way - the kooks
dancing with tears in my eyes - ultravox
the smurfs theme
brown eyed girl - van morrison
red red wine - UB40
settle down - cartel
let's get radical - gogol bordello
start wearing purple - gogol bordello
LDN - lily allen
do you believe in magic - lovin' spoonful
georgie porgie - eek-a-mouse
slow down - the academy is
fuck you gently - tenacious d
19-20-20 - the grates
you can do it - ice cube
one hand in my pocket - alanis morisette
captin planet theme - tom cruise
pokemon - (wants ta peekatyou!!) lololol. good times.
out of touch - uniting nations

Movies:


    fucking mint films.. memories..
    HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE LA STORY
    yup.
    Fluke.. makes me cry every time. Pearl Harbour Trainspotting Star wars Films for kids. Disney. Get it done. Vice Versa Harold and Maude The Green Mile red eye spirited away lost in translation howl's moving castle LA story duets the parent trap dragonheart cellular million dollar baby without a paddle history of the world part 2 vanilla sky herbie mean girls confessions of a teenage drama queen the beach bad santa scary movie 3/4 tipping the fucking velvet.. memories ey jade??? don't take that the wrong way people i didn't bonk jade lol miss congeniality ghost braveheart man on fire lords of dogtown a walk in the clouds sin city aeon flux brokeback mountain.. *sobs* the matrix speed two much the girl next door
there are tons but they're all in the other room.. i will add to this later *nods*

Television:

hm.. i dunno?

    will and grace my name is earl scrubs green wing distraction used to be ace so did big brother until they decided to pile a load of gays in together. then it just got a tad rubbish. just Friday night stuff really. tis the only time i even consider the tv. i love it when there's a good film on, too.

Books:

    Jonathan Stroud Trudi Canavan JK Rowling is overrated/sucks ass Philip Pulluman Eoin Colfer Anthony Howritz Louise Bagshawe Chris Manby
there are more but.. in the other room and i can't be bothered to go and take a look

Heroes:

Jade - my jadeypops. i love her so much and she's the best friend i've known longest. we have the best fun ever together and if we ever stopped talking there's no doubt i would die. we do so much random shit together and she's always there to talk to or cry on. we have so many good memories. sock video, bloody mintayyy, chewie, phil... we're like the funny pair... but yeah... &hearts her.
Louise - another best friend. she's always there for me and we've never fallen out. she knows me inside out and can pretty much always tell what i'm going to say or what i've done. i don't know what i'd do without her. maybe die? oh yeah... and me and her bitch so damn much it's actually unbelievable. &hearts
Stew - arhhh now we lost him for a few months and i've gotta say i'm enjoying seeing him again now. i absolutely love him and he always helps me when i'm in a tight spot because he's good at sorting problems. he's my stewie and he also always looks after me when i'm a drunken mess! &hearts
but i don't just have four mates. those are the superspecial ones.
there are other people that need to be mentioned:Katie, Josie, Jordan, Lucy, Claire, Abby, Sally, India, Toni, Danny, Joanne, Ingle, Jess(x3), Hev and the one and only Sexy Phil. If i forgot to mention you tell me =]

My Blog

quiz thingy.. do it =]

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by i'm not a twat. its just the common view. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

memories - do it =]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're f...
Posted by i'm not a twat. its just the common view. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

i'd like to introduce everyone to...

lysha she is a dirty whoring scheming twatlike stalkerish slut faced bitchy fock! lolz  she is a bitch she likes to do people in the backseat of cars   she loves the smell of philipin...
Posted by i'm not a twat. its just the common view. on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:05:00 PST

omg

okay. so it's gone one step further with that wierd girl. she now thinks i have a friend called toastie, who looks like this: oh yeah, and toastie's a lesbian who fancys men too.  quite convinci...
Posted by i'm not a twat. its just the common view. on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:36:00 PST