Vahow!! I'm Sophia from Doncaster! But men from Ghana know me as Sophia Amah Hawkes, because I was born on a Saturday. So call me that if you want. It arrrrrouses me.
I’m GAY, and I don’t need a crew cut and a feminist attitude to prove it cheers… sling me a nice lass over and I’ll be just fine!
Things've really changed this year, I still miss the old days though, of sock videos and drunken nights out in Cantley, althoughhhh.. I haven't been drunk for ages now, I'm learning to control my alcoholic yearnings... unlike before. Gotta say, I met a lot of mint people in that little phase though! Still have the occasional moments of ratarsed..ness.. and they're good! Gotta keep my reputation up don'tcha know!
Then again, I also have a reputation for puking my guts out, so if you see me like that stay ten steps away or you’ll end up buying me water and getting various substances vomited at you in return. Mint yeah?
I’m pretty obsessed with green hoodies, but they have to be the RIGHT SHADE... Buy me one and I will marry you. I don’t have one, but I thrive on other people who do… they get pointed at and I emotionally bond with them. Not that they know me or anything. Yeahhh.
Anyway. I'm pleased to say... I can finally.. after a year and a half of abuse and sexual frustration from opticians... put contact lenses in.. and I am... SO.. proud of myself! Nearly jizzed my pants when she said I could have them. Think I might have done actually. Can’t remember, was too caught up in the moment.
I love meeting new people so add me and we'll chat! Unless you're deficient, can't string two words together, aren't going anywhere in life, can't hold conversation further than 'how's you?' ...or just generally need a good slap! Oh, also... if you're gonna add me then talk, I don't wanna be a number on a friends list.
Going by those guidelines, add me on msn while you're at it! [email protected]... Big dirty orgasm =] wehayyy!
Arrr i also like to annoy Louise with Hello Kitty, it's one of my favourite pasttimes, and if the privilage was taken away i might die abit inside.
T'will be all.
I love:
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friends and family
random crap
funny people
alcohol
using haribo packets to make music
sad films
studio ghibli
sad films that i find funny
it when people run across roads and find the light's green anyway
it when i ramble so much people don't know what i'm going on about
sexual phil
wierd shaped food
meeting new people