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LostSoul

Jesus is coming (look busy mofos)

About Me

I'm 5 foot 11.9999 tall (in my mind I'm 6 foot damnit). ummmm. - since first filling this out I've been for a medical and while I was there I checked to see if I was anywhere nearer 6 foot (you never know!). Turns out I'm 5 foot 10. lol. I'm a stump with a small man complex obviously. Oh well, don't tell anyone, if I grow my hair a bit I could pass for 6 foot.I've been a professional actor, a jailbird with a season ticket, a friend, a drug addict, a leader, a follower and plenty more.I'm chilled right out now though. No drugs, prison or bad shit for coming on 4 years now. Still smoke dope and an advocate for the legalisation of but not a mash head stoner. I've seen the effects of all drugs and can honestly say without a shadow of a doubt that dope is a hell of a lot less harmfull than booze for most people and is helpfull for many. I'm just waiting for those in charge to pull their head of their asses and do the right thing...

My Interests

Theatre and all aspects of it. I used to love being onstage but those days are in the past now and my creative energy goes into writing which is why I always love to meet new people and hear new tales, especially when it's something different to what we see every day in our lives. I like to read a lot and usually read a few hours a night. I like to have a drink from time to time, usually with my brother but these days it's rare and I feel good for it. I like good movies from all genres and good music but who doesn't? I love to smoke and miss the old days of college summers, chilling out with a few beers, some greenery and some lovely ladies but unfortunately I've had to grow up since. I like to play some games on the xbox from time to time but I'm not one of these game junkies with a ghostly white pallor who only leaves his bed room once a week for supplies of doritos. I used to love raving but these days if I go out it'll be to a bar, laid back club some place where it's not full of kids and non stop fighting. Those days are long gone and it gets on my nerves when I see it around me and makes me realise what an ass I was to get caught up in it in the first place.

I'd like to meet:

Everbody who's got something positive/intelliegent/interesting to say. I write a lot, had a short story and a radio play published and I'm always looking for new characters to meet and hear new stories. I like to hear about all sides of life, thirsty for knowledge of new places and people.Famous people I'd like to meet? Bob Marley, Einstein, Jimmy Hendrix, Leonardo Da Vinci, Terry Pratchett, Salvador Dali, Angelina Jolie, Ian McKellan, Anthony Hopkins, Dustin Hoffman, Billy Connely, Tony Blair and George Bush (with a baseball bat inscribed with "you reap what you sow" in my hand), have tea with the Queen in Buckingham palace, Howard Marks, Ghandi, Wilson Rodriquez and Dave Courtney

Music:

next to my pc now is: Eminem - the ReUp and Curtain Call Dre - 2001, LadySmith Black Mambazo, Queen - greatest hits 2, Bob Marley - Legend, 60's/90's soul mix, Blues Brothers, Dave Brubeck - take 5, Bach, Damien Marley, Cypruss hill - black sunday, Jimi Hendrix - woodstock and some others that aren't marked

Movies:

Davinci Code, Saw, House of Flying Daggers, Pirates of the carribean, The grudge, Sahara, In the name of the father, last of the mohicans, hannibal, casino, shrek 1 and 2, the incredibles, meet the fockers, Johhny English and about another 100. Oh yeah, me and Ben Wishaw used to be in the same drama group as kids, you know the lead from the new film out perfume? we did shows together, got a 5 star review at the edinburgh festival.

Television:

Green Wing, Scrubs, Hustle, The bill, Spooks, Waking the dead, catherine tate, little britain, fbi files, forensic detectives, UFC, Eastenders (to my shame), stopped watching big brother since all this rascism row blew up, QI, simpsons, malcom in the middle, futurama, have I got news for you

Books:

Davinci Code by Dan Brown. Other Authors include: Terry Pratchett, Faye Kellerman, Jeffrey Deaver, James Patterson, Tom Sharpe, Lee Childs, Carl Hiassen, Tami Hoag, Robert Crais

Heroes:

my parents, grandparents and brother, leonardo da vinci, bob marley, anthony hopkins. I think there's 1000's of deservign people who it would be great to meet and talk to but to me real heros are those who overcome adversity, people like that teacher, I can only recal her as mrs potts I think. some crazy guy flipped out, runs into a playground and starts macheteing kids. she runs out, physically shoves them under her coat, her dress, anything to protect them all the while blocking the blade with her bare arms. HER BARE ARMS.... I saw the photos in the paper and she was cut to shreds but she kept on, I'm 100% she would've died for them but thankfully she lived. now that's a hero.

My Blog

Interview Conducted by Officer Manders

1. How old will you be in 12 months?28? Nearly 30 anyway. Shoot me now... 2. Do you think you'll be married by then?perhaps to a goat 3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?removing ...
Posted by LostSoul on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

getting back to life on the outside

Phones ringing. Again. No matter how often I hear it I can't get used to having a phone. Let alone one that you keep in your pocket all the time. More the point, I have to either learn to change the r...
Posted by LostSoul on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

a sample from the new version of 'a day in the wrong life'

How did I end up here? ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Towards the end of my sentence lots of extra things started appearing around the nicks. Some of ...
Posted by LostSoul on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

fuck knows

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Hasselhoffs stunt butt doubleBirthday:6.6.1966Birthplace:unspecified laboratoryCurrent Location:Broadmoore (double A Cat prison)Eye Color:depends what I've been...
Posted by LostSoul on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST

serious moral question:

if your girlfriend is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think: a) you need to spend more time together b) she's a prude c) she should sit somewhere else on the bus answers on a postcard to...
Posted by LostSoul on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

sick but funny (I think)

I was walking home from work the other night, just past the train tracks like usual when I happened to glance down and there was this lady tied to the tracks. I climbed down, untied her, took her home...
Posted by LostSoul on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

jail house poetry

I've fucked in the east, I've fucked in the west, I've fucked all the worst, and I've fucked all the best, but I'll never be happy, and I'll never be free, until I've fucked the system, like it's fuck...
Posted by LostSoul on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:08:00 PST