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el Jefe

A koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

About Me

I'm an organic mass of complex hydro-carbons. I aspire to conquer the world, solve the Riemann Zeta Hypothesis, club a baby seal, and die at the age of a hundred and ten; shot by a jealous husband. I also design slot machines for a living and I like the color green.

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My Interests

I enjoy the simple things in life like drawing with crayons, solving meaningless math proofs, jumping off large buildings into swimming pools, backrubs, wearing a cape, drinking cheap wine and singing pirate songs while sailing down the Truckee in an under-inflated raft. Other than that I love to paint, hike, play Go (the board game), eat rare steak soup at Pho 777, cartoon, drink wine and watch movies, and design websites for the sake of shameless self-promotion.

I'd like to meet:

Hands down it would have to be Howard Roark.

Music:

Usually you’ll catch me listening to the following: Goldfinger, the Atomiks, Rachmaninoff, the Cure, AFI, Unwritten Law, the Shins, the Beatles, Elliott Smith, Dropkick Murphy’s, the Gypsy Kings, Radiohead, Simon and Garfunkel, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, the Vandals, Oasis, etc.

Movies:

Here's a small hit list: Daibosatsu Toge, Little Miss Sunshine, Fifth Element, Cool Hand Luke, Chasing Amy, So I Married an Axe Murderer, City of God, Rushmore, Trainspotting, Cinema Paradiso, Groundhog Day, The Professional, Dr. Strangelove, Big Trouble in Little China, and the greatest comedy of all time.... Airplane.

Television:

Doesn't that shit rot your brain?

Books:

When it comes to reading I'm a total bibliophile, which is a pedantic way for saying that I'm a perverted book molester. I'll read anything that knocks my socks off, from Harry Potter to Ayn Rand to The Hitchhiker's "Trilogy" to nihilistic philosophy to crazy mind bending math proofs. Books of sufficient size also make great weapons for bludgeoning!

Heroes:

Bender: the lovable, cleptomaniac, alcoholic, robot sidekick.

My Blog

Vino Veritas

Before I make an ass of myself, let me preface this rant with some explanation. As much as my close friends would disagree I do not consider myself a wine snob. Now this does not preclude me from havi...
Posted by el Jefe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:16:00 PST

Reality Bites

Im happy to say that Ive been TV-free for about three months now. I think I can feel my brain growing back where some serious intellectual atrophy was occurring. Why did I stop watching? Simple, that ...
Posted by el Jefe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:15:00 PST

The Rise and Fall of Drinking Games

I've noticed a trend that has been bothering me lately, let's call it the decline of the drinking game. Now as I've been getting older I find myself more and more preferring the relaxing past time of ...
Posted by el Jefe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

MySpace: a Place for Idiots.

You can probably guess from my comic that my hypocrisy knows no bounds. Thus I must preface todays blog with a bit of explanation. First, I use MySpace both personally and to shamelessly promote my we...
Posted by el Jefe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

The Dreaded Buttonfly

Let me tell you about the worst invention in the history of mankind. There does not exist an idea more flawed, more insipid, more worthy of childish ridicule than the button-fly. You know, the button-...
Posted by el Jefe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST