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Jay

Don't you give me them blues; i got magic in my dancin' shoes! Lemme hear you say 'oo-oo-oo-ooh'!

About Me


Ginger, Gay, Glaswegian by birth if not choice, semi-permanent student, geek in all the right ways, liker of many, lover of few, jolly fun, weapons-grade sense of humour, pretty smart. Other things as well, etc etc.


StrawBerryBlondeMedia; my own home-based P.R. company. Any bands needing press releases created, let me know myspace.com/strawberryblondemedia

My Interests

Fit blokes (how terribly subversive of me), Scissor Sisters, videogames (360 OH YES), fizzy drinks and sweets, cool people, goldfrapp, goin' the pictures (going to the cinema), pubbing, clubbing, effin', jeffin', socialising with peers, socialising with anyone who has enough money for a round really, comedy shows (and the collection of dvds thereof), advertising and p.r., banana sandwiches, etc etc.

I'd like to meet:

Basically, normal, mentally stable, non-boring, non quiet-as-a-mouse people for fun and t'ing. Oh, and Scissor Sisters.
"PILOTS"; GOLDFRAPP
"FUNKY//GORGEOUS"; LIPPS INC. VS. SCISSOR SISTERS
"OOH LA LA"; GOLDFRAPP
"LAURA"; SCISSOR SISTERS
"BUNGED UP"; "BO' SELECTA" MADONNA
"LOVE GAMES"; OLD GREGG VS. HOWARD MOON
"THE MONKEY WITH THE LOVELY HAIR"; THE APE OF DEATH & THE MONKEY HELL MANDRILLS
"LAND OF A THOUSAND WORDS"; SCISSOR SISTERS

Music:

SCISSOR SISTERS, GOLDFRAPP, Blondie, BASEMENT JAXX, Massive attack, Garbage, Sugababes, Muse, Kasabian, Zutons, Guillemots, Nemo, DO ME BAD THINGS, T-Rex, Bond themes, NO DOUBT, Ladytron, Daft Punk, Duran Duran, Kosheen, Richard X, the soundtrack to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc etc.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, any film with Bill Murray in it (except for Lost In Translation; it is not big or clever to like this film, the thing is an underwhelming, empty, lifeless piece of honk and it puts you off wanting to travel), 28 Days Later, Lemony Snicket's 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events', The dead trilogy, Land of the Dead, Night of the living dead '90, Waynes World 1 & 2, Austin Powes 1, 2 & 3, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1 and 1 only; NOT the remake), Bowfinger, The Jerk, Halloween (1 and 1 only), Both "Kill Bill"s, The "X-men"s, The "Spiderman"s, Drop Dead Fred, The Shining, the first Star Wars, Back To The Future (again, 1 only), etc etc.

Television:

The League of Gentlemen, VIC AND BOB, Blackadder, Friends, The Mighty Boosh, Black Books, GimmeGimmeGimme, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Ab Fab, Little Britain, Phoenix Nights (oh go on then, Max & Paddy as well), Dinnerladies, Qi, Bo Selecta 1&2, sometimes the soaps, Big Brother, The X Factor, etc etc.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange.....other ones, i dunno.

Heroes:

Mum and Dad, The League of Gentlemen, Eddie Izzard, Jake Shears, Jill Valentine, Leon S Kennedy, Link, Vince Noir, Pauline Campbell-Jones, Vernon Kay 'cause he's dreamy.

My Blog

Fag Hags and Glad Rags...

...There's one fag hag in particular who really grates on myself and a few others at the moment. Her fag bangle is just as irritating though. Random statement but heyho. New Myspace pet peeve; using "...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Saltire, Sachets and LoveSounds...

...Well didn't we all stick out like a sore thumb on our little morning trip to Caledonian University's "Saltire Centre", an open learning zone that surely must be up for the "Biggest Case Of 'Style o...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

James Bond Versus "Mr. SexyHair"...

...Otherwise known as "The fit guy of the moment". Those who know me know who i mean, that boy's voice is like hot honey poured over chocolate icecream. I want to fondle his luscious barnet! He indeed...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

Bitchin' in the kitchen...

...is something we would do a lot, if we were doing a cookery class. I never thought a workshop by a PR person responsible for stretches of tarmac could actually prove intersting, but hey you learn so...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

Spring cleaning in Winter...

...New month, fresh start. People who have become dead wood, cleared out.  JUST TWO WEEKS TILL SCISSORS! AAAAAAAAAAAH! JUST TWO WEEKS TILL GEARS OF WAR! AAAAAAHH! X-factor is a joke. Simon and co...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST

Singing transvestites and lyrics...

...My favorite song of the moment, presented below in lyric form; "I Can't Decide", by Scissor Sisters - "It's not easy having yourself a good time (greasing up those bets and betters, watching out t...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

Emails and Slimeballs...

...Slimeball class member (who shall remain nameless) enquired as to whether i was surprised that they had managed to come into college today. "I don't give a tiny rat's ass who comes in or when." was...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

Secrets & Pies...

...That bloody Secret Policeman's Ball was a load of old pantygirdle. And, not surprisingly, you had to wait till it was nearly finished for the one good bit; The Mighty Boosh; "Whyyyyy you no want my...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

Dyslexia and Lego...

...Apparently one of our lecturers (who shall for the purposes of this blog, remain nameless) is trying to fob off the notion that they are a collosal moron, by playing the old "Dyslexic" card...well,...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

Migraines and

..."Migraine 'cos i have one, the day i've had! Sheesk. "Top 8"s, just 'cos it made me chuckle that this nice lady who's only known me (and only on this) a couple days has "Top 8"ed me, when people i'...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST