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Ian

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I enjoy wrestling cougars, tearing phone books in half with bare hands, chewing through used tires, readin books, rescuing small children from lions, and getting my cool points taken by folks in the college activities community. Unfortunately, only one of those is the truth.

My Interests

"The one thing we yearn for in our living days, that thing that makes us sigh and groan and undergo sweet nauseas of all kinds, is the rememberance of some lost bliss that was probably experienced in the womb and can only be reproduced in death. But who wants to die?..." - Jack Kerouac

I'd like to meet:

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”

Music:

"My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary." -Martin Luther

Movies:

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die." - Lester Burnham

Television:

"The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." ~Ayn Rand

Books:

"For a man to leave his mark in the world he had better have a tough core of righteousness which he should allow nothing to scar; neither the lure of money nor the pursuit of pride. He had better identify his enemies quickly and beat them down before they have a chance to so the same to him. He should know when to keep quiet. A man can assess the essence of conversations with others; that there is a lower order of life and a higher. And he should be instinctively drawn to the latter." - James Michener

Heroes:

"We should be inspired by people... who show that human beings can be kind, brave, generous, beautiful, strong-even in the most difficult circumstances." - Rachel Corrie

My Blog

Hibernation

Alot of people have been asking me why I don't go out much anymore, so I'll list a couple of reasons here: 1.) The last time I went to a local bar I wound up in jail for having the common sense t...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:22:00 PST

The optimism of death

Another year has passed and I can't help but be disappointed. Perhaps it's just the familiar melancholy that always lingers nearby, sometimes descending on me like a cold shadow engulfing me for days ...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:23:00 PST

Salvation through faith

To me, faith and spirituality are completely seperate from religion. Over the past few weeks I've been having a lot of questions about my own faith, which I am completely comfortable with. However I w...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

March 9th, 1997

So this is the ten year anniversary of the violent death of Christopher Wallace. Some of you may not know who he was, but he has impacted your life more than you think, and whether you like it or not....
Posted by Ian on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

She was beautiful once...

The wrinkles on her face trace memories of lost innocenceHer eyes still twinkle with a glimmer of faint hope.Impossibly twenty-five; her soul has traveled endless centuriesBeyond the stars and through...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

Dead Sexy

I was in line at the movies this weekend and saw a girl(with peers and parents) probably 9 or 10 years old say "I'm bringin Sexy back." So, that's it then. Officially, everyone on the planet has broug...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Precedence Day

President's Day is possibly the best example of a holiday invented by the federal government to give itself more time off. It has been taken advantage of by used car dealerships and furniture outlets,...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

God loves ugly inspiration

Was listening to Atmosphere's Godlovesugly album last night and got bit by the creativity bug.... Speaking of biting, I totally stole the last two lines from Slug. The pain pounds my head, so hard my...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

Bonnaroo with me?

Here's the line-up. Though phenomenal, I don't think it's as good as last years. Eh? What was that? DUH! Of course I'm still going! I'd pay $200 just for The John Butler Trio! Well, OK. Maybe not The ...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

Sweet Home South Dakota

This makes me homesick DISCLAIMER: Obviously a Foxworthy rip-off, entertaining nonetheless If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Rapid City, Sioux Falls, Spearfish or Sturgis (w...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST