About Me

..t--Your Score../t--: the Cutting Edge

(57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.
Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
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You are Conner MacManus. You are more serious and less cynical. "You and your fucking rope". You are a yekler and not a risk taker, except for sometimes when the time comes. You are loyal and would cut up your own wrists to save someone. ^_^
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My Interests

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style? Which 24 Character are you?
George Mason
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I'd like to meet:

The guy who decided that lip rings were something to be done. Champ!AIM - lrn2scallawag

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings (entire trilogy, extended version), Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, The Usual Suspects, The Matrix (just the first one), Man on Fire, Collateral, --that homemade movie we made at Steve's...god, I'll never look at vampires the same again!, Star Wars (original three), Gungrave, Record of Lodoss War, Berserk, Full Metal Alchemist, FULICULI FLCL (yes, I know, they aren't "movies" persay, but ...well, I don't give a damn!), Mission Impossible, Dawn of the Dead (new one), Bourne Identity, Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun, and a whole bunch of others that I'll think of another time!

Books:

I can read?

Heroes:

My brother for one, who can get up every day, run 400 friggen miles, work out, hang out with buddies, lay out in disc, work a shift, and still come home and hang out with his big brother. David Prescott and Wil D'Arcangelo for having the drive to push constantly forward towards their goals with unrivaled passion.

My Blog

My Wedding.

Well, before I go and pass out tonight with tons of work ahead of me this next week and a half (as if there hasn't been a week without the phrase "tons of work ahead of me" since I started runnin' the...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Couldn't Be Better.

Well, I've decided to FINALLY (after like two years or something ridonkulous like that) make another blog here on MySpace illustrating Jake's Current Events. I think that this is the first time ...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Climbin' Up the Ladder.

Well, seein' as I'm ecstatic as of today, I figured I'd finally break my LONG time without posting one of these crazy "blogs". I mean, seriously, what the HELL is with the name "blog", it remind...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

A Journey Unfinished

I believe this to be my most personal entry yet as it is in regard to possibly my greatest work ever through my current age, of course. Its nearing the time I head over to Stevie's house to meet...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 06:41:00 PST

That's right, mateys, a partae at me 'ouse!

That's right! The infamous rumors are TRUE! The famed Halloween Party hosted by Cp'n Jakey Poo Poo and his first mate, Fats Johnson (though Fats wishes to remain somewhat in the background...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:53:00 PST

EEEK! No computer!!!

-shoots a large amount of morphine into his arm as he turns towards everyone reading his blog- Oh, ...ehehehehe, that's just the medicine the doctor prescribed for my "herpes" (inside joke). Wel...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jake's SEX statistics!

Alright, folks, EAT this up! Since you ALL suck (except Stevie and Little D) at responding to my contest! 1. Averaged statistics have found that an alarming 93.7% of both men and women want to ...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A CONTEST!! (prize not necessarily included)

Alright! Dig THIS, folks! In honor of the creation of my new --semi-legitimate-- fan base here on MySpace (shameless corporate plug) I am creating a CONTEST! YAY! Firstly, the con...
Posted by plays well with everyone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST