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GOD AND YOURSELF ARE THE ONLY ONE'S YOU NEED TO BE INTERESTED IN PLEASING!!!!

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My Interests

Being Me!! That's enough to interest anyboby!!
BEAUTIFULQ SURVEY............... by beautifulq
NAME & NICK NAME: Tiffany, Tipp!!
HOW TALL ARE U: 5'4"!!
WHENS YOUR BIRTHDAY?: April 4, 1987!!
WATS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Black '08 Expo!!
WAT DO U WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR OLDER?: Obstetrician's Nurse!!
are you in a relationship, do you have a crush,or are you single: Crush!!
have u ever been in love?: Yes!!
how many times?: Twice!!
wats the first part of the oppisite sex you notice...: Clothes!!
DO U BELIVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Yes!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?: X-Men!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONGS?: I Will Wait For You!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW?: Law and Order!!
WAT YOUR FAVORITE SONG U CAN DANCE 2?: Club music!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE R&B SONG?: Please Don't Go!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE OLD SCHOOL SONG?:
WATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: Seafood!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE SODA?: Dr. Pepper!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE DESERT??: Ice Cream!!
WATS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR?: Snicker Bar with Almonds!!
ARE U GHETTO IN PUBLIC?: No!!
WAT ARE U MOST ATRACTIVE TO IN A GIRL/BOY LIGHT SKIN, BROWN SKIN, DARK SKIN,PALE: Light and Brown!!
DO U KNOW HOW TO DANCE?: Yeah!!
DO U KNOW HOW TO DO THE AUNT JACKIE?: I Got an Aunt named Jackie!!
DO U KNOW HOW TO DO THE WALK IT OUT: Yeah!!
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Rick Ross is #1 for right now!!!

Movies:

X-Men I, II, and III; Saw I, and II; haven't seen III yet, Jeeper Creepers II, Friday, Next Friday, and Friday After Next; Color Purple, Shaw Shank Redemption, All of Chuckies Movies, Findind Nemo, and All of the Madea movies!!!

Television:

FAMILY GUY, FUTURAMA, Martin, Waynes Bros., Jamie Foxx, I luv Lucy, Americas Funniest Home Videos, Tom and Jerry, Lilo and Stitch, My Wife & Kids, and Brandy and Mr. Whiskers!!! (I'm A Grown Kidd!!!)

Books:

Even though I can read I hate to do it, it makes my ass sleepy!!

Heroes:

Everyone who has helped me!!! That's some 4real shit too!!!This group is dedicated to anyone that has a black mom (Mom Dukes,Mammmmmmma, Mammy, Mommy, grandma for some or whatever you may call her) and you have experienced any of these: (some of these apply to other races and nationalities too)1. U ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back/front of the house 2 fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel2.If you ever been hit with an extension cord, a switch or the nearest shoe.3. If you ever had 2 get your own switch & she sent u back because the switch u got was too small4. If you ever been hit in the head or knuckles with a hairbrush or comb5. You been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to cry about "6. While she beats you with a belt- she pronounces every syllable=Didn't-I-tell-you -not-to-do-that-shit-no-mo ?7. The white people in the school office: principal, secretary, etc. were scared of her.8. Alcohol, peroxide, cocoa butter, & vaseline were the main items in your bathroom cabinet.9.If you were never "on punishment" just got whippins straight out of the bathroom shower10. She pinches you for sleepin, talkin, or chewin gum in church.11. When it rains she tells u 2 sit down, unplug everythin, & turn off the lights b/c God was workin, or you can't talk on the phone cuz you could get electrocuted12. If she has ever wiped the crust out of your eye with her spit13. (for those who fathers were around) If you've ever heard the phrase, "wait till you father gets home" or "I'mma tell you daddy"14. You know what "the look" is15. If you ever acted up in public, but was afraid to go home cuz you knew you were gettin ya butt cut that night16. I stole this from Q, but if you've ever had a stomach ache and the first thing she say's is,"go boo boo"17. If she ever used vaseline or hair grease as lotionNEW! 18. You were sick from school and yo mama wrote a note saying you had a "virus".NEW! 19. When you act up in the grocery store, she shake the hell out of you in the back of the isle.NEW! 20. You have to be inside when the street light comes on.NEW! 21. You've heard this phrase: "Yo ass is grass!" OR the extended version: "Yo ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mo'!"NEW! 22. (fa the ladies) If you've ever gotten your hair hot combed or permed ( you know what PCJ and Just For Me is)NEW! 23. If you've ever had burn marks from the hot combNEW! 24. After you got burned, she blamed it on you, and said, "I told you to sit still"NEW! 25. If you've ever heard the phrase, "stay out of grown folks business"NEW! 26 If you've every gotten mad at her, but would still fight for her if someone else talked bad about herNew! 27 If she had to talk to God... "Lord, please don't let me hurt this child!!!" before gettin ya butt cutNew! 28. If she's ever picked up the phone while you were on it and cussed you out because she needed to use itNew! 29. If you have ever gotten the Pimp hand (a.k.a that back hand smack)New! 30. (fa tha ladies) If you've ever had tight ponytails or braids that gave you the little bumps (people used to think I was part chinese cuz my hair used to be so tight)New! 31. When you gettin a whoopin and you move and yo mama hit herself and she blames that shit on you and she start tearin that ass up real nice (LmAo Nique Kennedy originally wrote it, but I had to add it)New!32. When you get in trouble and you about to get ya butt cut but ya mama say "Take a bath and I'mma get cha when ya done..so DONT dry off!" (added by Doraun 'Vondoraun' Murray)New! 33.If you've ever heard, "I brought you in this world and I am about to take you out." (added by Shaquana Ferguson)New! 34. When she beatin' yo ass and you go under the bed so she moves the whole bed.(added by Reginald tooflyy Groomes....that is too funny)New! 35. when you have a big pot (or can) of two year old grease... It be grease used to make chicken, fish, and porkchops all in one pot, sittin on the counter by the stove. (added by Tai Harper)New! 36. She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Sunday school, Jr. Usher Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)New! 37. Have you ever been beaten for something your brother or sister did just because you were aroundNew! 38. When you ask her for something, her response was... "You get a job