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Jack (swift)

Go on and fight your way out of this one...

About Me

I'm having second thoughts about who i am.Catch me on a different day.Or fuck off.P.s.take the quiz, if you know me...you'll do well. if not...(makes old man face)
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What Is Your Battle Cry?


S talking on the freeway, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Chris! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, then steal your lederhosen!!!"


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Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Are a Retrospective Soul
The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.
Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present.
You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you seek compromise and back down from conflict. You always try to smooth things out.
Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed Jack Martin --
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My Interests

*Favorites*
-writing
-listening to music
-reading a good book
-watching a corny horror movie
-happy endings
-independent films
-a good time
-families
-Watching people
-"being witty"
-crushes
-roller coasters
-compliements
-halloween
-parties
-profound thoughts
-going to the mall
-awkward silences
-being in any altered states
-causing trouble
-partying
-going out and enjoying myself
-Poetry readings
-Girls nights out
*Disklikes*
-people who refer to their genitalia as, "junk"
-Ignorant people
-That one redneck phrase (You know which one)
-People who say, "Just go with it."
-running out of cigs
-Good cd's that skip
-Your mom (no seriously though....)
-Having someone in my top list, and not being in their's, I've got disorders and low self esteem, throw me a bone.
-Going without showers for an extended peroid of time.
-Hairspray bands
-Long hair (for the most part)
-Some people, on principle
-When nobody trusts my instincts, and i turn out to be right.
-people who wear shorts and sweatshirts
-People who ditch friends for:
A.Relationships
B."Cool" Friends
-When people use the phrase, "Hey, aren't you, you know?"
-People who say, "gay marriage? what's next? Beastiality?"
-Talking to someone who has ADD
-Talking on the phone
-Not being heard.
-People who are critical of other's talents.

I'd like to meet:

Trent reznor, george bush (any idiot who can win as president truely does deserve some gratitude) What Rules of Attraction Character are you?
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Music:

Rock like, Nine inch Nails, Placebo, Finch, The Dresden dolls, The Faint. Panic at the disco, She Wants Revenge,Saul williams, Fiona Apple, Human Waste Project,MSI!, Taking back sunday, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Peaches, The Killers, Jack off Jill, Queen Adrenia, The Breeders, Tusnami bomb, Evanescence, Snow patrol, Custom, Kelley deal 6000, Sneaker Pimps, Garbage, Nirvana, Third Eye Blind, Veruca Salt, Coldplay, Damien Rice, Hole, Marilyn manson, No Doubt, The Raincoats, Stabbing Westward, Me first and the Gimmie Gimmies, Goo Goo dolls, Bright eyes, Straylight run, Brand New, Tori Amos, Orgy, The Eeels, Distiller's, P.j. Harvey, Smashing Pumpkins, Muse, Butthole surfers, Teddybears, The sounds, Skin, Skunk Anasise, Portishead, Goldfrapp, The Postal Service, Massive Attack, APC, The Used, The Doors, Queen, Courtney Love, Spacehog,plus so many others....

Movies:

Horror or drama:
May
Rocky horror picture show

Hedwig and the angry inch

ginger snaps

*KISS KISS BANG BANG*

Rules of Attraction

Anything with Chad Faust, or Ryan Reynolds
My first mister,Party monster, Closer, The nightmare before christmas, Love object, The faculty, Any of the halloween movies, The scream trilogy, igby goes down, but i'm a cheerleader, saved, garden state, heights, coffee and ciggarettes, Little miss sunshine, elephant, silent hill, Darkness,Love actually, empire records, Harsh Times, Lucky # Sleven, plus many more...like...(rambles for eternity)

Television:

not much the tv watcher....I lie. BTVS@!!!! whoa did that really just come out? The O.C.,Greek, The 4400, Greys anatomy, Robot chicken, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BIATCH!... Freak's and geeks, Sex and the city, Heroes, Upright Citizens Brigade,The office, Drawn together, Lost, desperate housewives...

Books:

Franny and Zooey, Slaughterhouse-five, Christopher Rice books especially The density of souls, Rules of Attraction, The perks of being a wallflower, plus alot more, but i dont want to seem like a nerd...shit just saying that makes me one.

Heroes:

Trent reznor is legendary, my parents for they passed on my smartass genes, My artistic friends who keep me inspired. Nick Swardson, amazing, and so many ways...

My Blog

God said, here’s your future. "It’s gonna rain."

I cant say i know most of you anymore, I've spent the last few years trying to get my feet on the ground to no avail...I'm still crazy...I'm still trying to make it big...but as i feel you guys slip a...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:57:00 PST

piece by piece

bit by bit.   all it took.   to be whole again.
Posted by Jack (swift) on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

rhetorical.

Who dropped their phone in toliet? Fished it out? used it? and now the nine button doesn't work and they cant type in their phone card? Who's okay with that? Who's buying a new phone next friday...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:24:00 PST

Happy/crazy

I Love you all...Right now i'm focusing on loving myself...This is good.I promise.See me in three months.
Posted by Jack (swift) on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:45:00 PST

So, I guess this is growing up?

"You cant always get what you want." I guess, if your reading this, your wondering how i’m doing in the life of me. If not, dont worry, i’m not pissed off, i’m slowly adjusting ...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

*to the last lighthouse on earth.

He started slipping, from everyone's grasp. nobody knew he was falling. Nobody cared to check, as he turned blue. These things happen. we try our best, to move on, and as time goes on, things will get...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

Heart to Bloody Mess.

  Mustang High School. You Sick mother fucker. I think you could have scarred me for life, now that i mention it. You have made me a social retard. An addict for cheap thrills. Over the past year...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

I wont rest, till he’s mine...

He's coming home... He's coming home...   I dont think you understand...   He's coming home.   I peed twice over the info...and began the plotting...   *JM*...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST

Hidden messages.

The seasons are changing, we as people are changing... relationships grow stronger, some grow apart... We will band together. We will make it through. Because i have a feeling, a sneaking suspici...
Posted by Jack (swift) on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST

Children have awful dreams.

Before you know it... It's over. The end. Is coming.... Saturday October 28th... *Pepito's wake*   *the Time has come, for better things.*
Posted by Jack (swift) on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST