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Roburger

99% Awesome 100% of the time.

About Me

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey.

My Interests

*hair and makeup
*dancing in the rain
*chai tea
*crepes
*cooking
*walks on the beach
*AIM
*taking the train to SD to visit my family
*meeting new people
*organic soy delicious in chocolate velvet
*owning at cranium
*glitter
*cutting my own hair
*bringing the mosh
*being the navigator
*playing donkey konga
*getting owned playing donkey konga
*amy's organic
*the slice
*shopping
*going out to dinner
*being hot
*text messaging
*diddy riese ice cream sandwiches
*making out
*eating a big bowl of popcorn with real butter and salt all over it
*sleeping in on my days off
*being "domestic" and running errands, cooking, cleaning, shopping for fooders
*tofutti cuties
*diet root beer floats, when the soda freezes and gets all icy
*In-n-Out burger eating song
*the smell an taste of garlic
*a freshly made bed when the sheets are all tight against ur skin
*living on my own *beignets
*hair extentions!
*rolling down big grassy hills
*cool sheets on the bed
*sparkly things!
*slow dancing when no one is watching
*revelling in my awesomeness
*my iPod
*my amazingly awesome car!!!!
*tangerine emergen C's
*vegan cookies
*whole foods
*taking pictures
*being computer literate
*helping my computer illiterate friends out
*xxxtra dirty martinis
*SL - its a horrible addiction, but i've come to terms with it
*500 thread count sheets
*ridiculously expensive purses
*fancy shoes that hurt my feet
*sexy undies only I know I'm wearing
*going to costco with my bro
*Taylor Hicks

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

! the beatles
! rilo kiley
! death cab for cutie
! the postal service
! jason mraz
! he is legend
! minus the bear
! the shins
! snow patrol
! brand new
! elton john
! frank sinatra
! keane
! paul simon
! billy joel
! the format
! ben folds five
! michael jackson
! midtown
! jimmy buffett
! the bravery
! explosions in the sky
! group x
! jack's mannequin
! jon brion
! the mars volta
! receiving end of sirens
! reggie and the full effect
! the sounds of animals fighting
! tenacious d
! they might be giants
! the rocket summer
! the weakerthans
! jenny lewis and the watson twins

Movies:

Rushmore
Old School
Saving Silverman
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rat Race
Dumb & Dumber
The Life Aquatic
Anchorman
Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Dude Where's my Car?
Pirates of the Caribbean
Super Troopers
Zoolander
Chasing Amy
Big Fish
Love Actually
Chocolat
Edward Scissorhands
The Goonies
The Neverending Story
The Princess Bride
Say Anything, High Fidelity
Sixteen Candles
Cinema Paradiso
Life is Beautiful
Serendipity
Shawshank Redeption
Finding Nemo
Lilo and Stitch
Chicago
Harry Potter Series
donnie darko
the notebook
Magnolia
Napolean Dynamite
Super Size Me
Drop Dead Fred
The Dark Crystal
you and me and everyone we know

Television:

Arrested Development, Sex and the City, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, CSI, Best Week Ever, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Fraggle Rock

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, The Catcher in the Rye, Farhenheit 451, The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide, Harry Potter is teh love, The Lovely Bones

Heroes:

Hiro Nakamura

My Blog

This Blog is disapointing

Today is my birthday. I am 26. Last night I got wasted, and it was much needed, and again the freaking car ride home made me barf. Windy roads blow chunks. Pun intended. But it's my freaking birthday ...
Posted by bertie boo on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

from the parking lot of the motel 6

here i am in austin, in the middle of the motel6 parking lot stealing internet from some unsecured network... weve taken a lot of pics and videos.... but until i can get normal internet... ya'll are g...
Posted by bertie boo on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

Road Blog 2: Texas, as far as the eye can see...

Texas... and more Texas...This is for KellieThis one tooThis is pretty much totally someone's house....
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Road Blog 3 : Austin's 6th Street

We're in Texas. Still. It's pretty much the biggest state ever. Stayed in El Paso last night, Austin tonight for some bar hopping and drunkenness. We had $100 in our pocket just for the occasion. Went...
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Road Blog 1: San Diego to El Paso

Let's pretend that motel 6's have internet connections... and that along the way on the trip, I actually was able to post blogs and updates. Let's pretend that ok?Ok so now that we're all on the same ...
Posted by bertie boo on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

On the road again..

After a much needed rest, although not from the craziness, Josh and I had a wonderful time in San Diego, and a great Christmas. We got a lot of stuff for the trip, a cooler, a DC to AC power inverter,...
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

a quick blog rant.

this is a quick one, since I was told I was slacking... ((thanks kellie!)) Josh and I have about 50% of the apartment packed up. We need more boxes!! Stress levels are waning and the holiday spirit is...
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

20 things happening in the very near future

So here's the deal. 1. I'm for sure moving to GA. 2. I'm coming to visit at the end of October- from the 30th to Nov 5th. 3. You will have exactly one week to meet me, hang out with me and fall in l...
Posted by bertie boo on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

BIG UPDATE

I've given it a lot of thought, and I've come to the conclusion I should have known all along; life is too short to spend it without the ones you love. It's a very hard decision to make, but I know it...
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:29:00 PST

a serious post.

My grandpa died last night. Usually, when my mom calls and lets me know when people pass, I don't cry, and I am a crier, but it hit me really hard. Maybe it's because he's the first relative who I kne...
Posted by bertie boo on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST