new funny quotes! |
"who filled these trees with wood?"
"potatos are assholes"
"60% of the time, it works all the time"
"I will smash your dick hole in!"
"If the boner police are here, then i demand a lawyer"
"Yes, i am ... Posted by denver on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:18:00 PST |
less boring |
Ahh, fuck it. What do i mean. Hell i dont even know i just thought that seemed like something that would make someone say "Oooo, this blog might be interesting!" Sorry to dissap... Posted by denver on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST |
To guuuu or not to guuuuu |
The meaning of the word truth extends from honesty, good faith, and sincerity in general, to agreement with fact or reality in particular.
Patient: Not losing one’s temper while waiting; not bot... Posted by denver on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:23:00 PST |
look ma, no hands! |
Virtue is moral excellence of a person. A virtue is a trait valued as being good. The conceptual opposite of virtue is vice.
1. the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong
2. any a... Posted by denver on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST |
sense, sence, cents, scents. It makes only one of these. |
Pessimism denotes a belief that the experienced world is the worst possible. It describes a general belief that things are bad, and tend to become worse; or that looks to the eventual triumph of evil... Posted by denver on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:10:00 PST |
hhhmmmm |
Enculturation is the process whereby an established culture teaches an individual by repetition its accepted norms and values, so that the individual can become an accepted member of the society and ... Posted by denver on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:28:00 PST |
BEST QUOTES EVEERRRRR!! check em' out, updated again |
"I can't see my forehead""I can count to potato""Each one more identical than the last""I have become what I've always dreamed of being... buttered toast""So far this is the oldest I've ever been""Whe... Posted by denver on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:19:00 PST |
I have some irrelative thoughts |
I dont know why i'm writing this one, it will undoubtedly be the most boring piece of garbage that anyone in histroy would have ever given any effort towards. Just kidding, i'm full of shi... Posted by denver on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:37:00 PST |