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Oz

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am an arrogant bastard who thinks he can do a better job at President than G.W.B. and anyone who will be running in 2008. I need your votes to do it. If you are oppressed by the man. "Vote 4 OZ! - 2008"Legalize it! No more Religion in my government! No more governing the little shit, this is for all those laws for stupid people who can't run their own lives. It should not be governments job to make sure you don't gamble your life savings away. Get the corruption out of the government, less money for politicians. Politics should be about serving the people not the politician making more money.I like pancakes. I like crossing the line.

My Interests

Riding my bike, carving the powder, gambling (Craps, Poker & Sports), Pissing in the shower, playing in the sand at the beach, pedicures, lawn darts, chess(the greatest game EVER!), dendrophilia, bing-bong...I meant ping pong, Monkey Knife Fights. Being naked! Busting Balls or just driving people nuts with stupid shat. Using the word Shat instead of shit. Food. Porn. Midgets. Watching people do stupid things. Proving John Brown wrong.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to Vote 4 OZ and hot chicks (hopefully who will vote 4 OZ). Kris Parker

Music:

SLAYER! Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone(Still the best)!

Movies:

STAR WARS (of course), Student Bodies, High Plains Drifter, Sin City (F-ing Awesome!), Barfly, Caddyshack, Trading Places

Television:

Flavor of Love (can't get enough of Flav), Family Guy, I can never turn off Law & Order

Books:

Life After God, On the Road, Anything Star Wars

Heroes:

The Lady down the street that touched my naughty place when I was just 5...