Well hello there. Don't look away. This bio is different which means it's "innersting".Picture Dirk Nowitski and subtract about 8 inches and you have close likeness to me. You can call me Dirk Diggler if you'd like or whatever because Dirk is just a hip name, right cat? (I somehow got mixed into the 70's there for a moment).Anyway, I have several retarded talents that are far from making me talented.
1. I can reel off the 50 states in alphabetical order in roughly 20 seconds.
Ditto that for NFL, MLB, and NBA sports teams and U.S. Presidents.
2. I can do hard math problems in my head (I have my limitations).
3. I can make the most amazingly awkward faces known to man while making my patented hook shot (that's basketball in case your clueless).
4. (a talent that I have lost) I used to be able to make the highest pitched scream known to man until puberty struck.
5. I know the lyrics to an abnormal amount of 80's songs.
6. I'm a dancing machine after drinking some of ol' grandpa's cough medicine if you know what I mean, ha-ha!!
7. I know almost every mascot of every major college. I'm the Mascot guru.
That's about all I can think of right now.I'm a college grad who's working in Louisville. This is where I was born and raised. Still, I like to travel so don't call me a homeboy. Somehow and someway, I have connections with Colorado, Minnesota, Indiana, Iowa, and North Carolina. But I will always call the 'Ville home whether I end up living there or somewhere far, far away. My current pursuit is to be a pediatrician so I should have some additional schooling ahead of me.If you want to talk, shoot the shit, whatever, get in touch with me. You're in good hands with Dr. Sturt.
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