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Stuart

I'm a lazy sumbitch who's a real go-getter

About Me

Well hello there. Don't look away. This bio is different which means it's "innersting".Picture Dirk Nowitski and subtract about 8 inches and you have close likeness to me. You can call me Dirk Diggler if you'd like or whatever because Dirk is just a hip name, right cat? (I somehow got mixed into the 70's there for a moment).Anyway, I have several retarded talents that are far from making me talented. 1. I can reel off the 50 states in alphabetical order in roughly 20 seconds. Ditto that for NFL, MLB, and NBA sports teams and U.S. Presidents. 2. I can do hard math problems in my head (I have my limitations). 3. I can make the most amazingly awkward faces known to man while making my patented hook shot (that's basketball in case your clueless). 4. (a talent that I have lost) I used to be able to make the highest pitched scream known to man until puberty struck. 5. I know the lyrics to an abnormal amount of 80's songs. 6. I'm a dancing machine after drinking some of ol' grandpa's cough medicine if you know what I mean, ha-ha!! 7. I know almost every mascot of every major college. I'm the Mascot guru. That's about all I can think of right now.I'm a college grad who's working in Louisville. This is where I was born and raised. Still, I like to travel so don't call me a homeboy. Somehow and someway, I have connections with Colorado, Minnesota, Indiana, Iowa, and North Carolina. But I will always call the 'Ville home whether I end up living there or somewhere far, far away. My current pursuit is to be a pediatrician so I should have some additional schooling ahead of me.If you want to talk, shoot the shit, whatever, get in touch with me. You're in good hands with Dr. Sturt.
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My Interests

Sports, sports, and more.....nope I have to interrupt the cliche of the third word being sports because that third word of sports might entail hockey and other boring sports like bowling, free skating, and golf.I watch TV and movies, use the internet for things like this or whatever, and other time-wasting mediums. I work out almost every day which is negating my terrible enjoyment of food (I wish sweets didn't taste so damn good, but fortunately I have some willpower.) As I said before, I like to travel. And I like dee women Yeee-hahh Reeeba, reeeeba, yiyyiyyiy!!!!!! (sorry a band of horny mexicans got into my interests column.)

I'd like to meet:

Conan O'Brien. I think our personalities would mesh really well. I should have taken Andy Richter's job of sitting on the couch. If there is such a person as Don Cheese, I guess I would like to meet him, too. As for women, I would propose to any one of the following: Jessica Biel, Charlize Theron, Amanda Banks, Elisha Cuthbert, ex-Tennessee hoops star Brittany Jackson, or ESPN's Erin Andrews. Also, if Tiger Woods just happens to have a divorce, um ahem, ahem, excuse me Elin, over here, look at me, ahem, oh nothing.Also, I'd like to meet Johnny Depp on a set just to see how he works since I really admire his acting abilities. I also wish I had spent a day with Walter Payton before his passing. But most important of all, I wish I could have met 3 of my grandparents before they passed away as well.

Music:

The Killers, Coldplay, Dave Matthews, John Mayer, almost anything really. Just zero country. I like rap, but some of it just sounds like the same shit over and over but with a slightly different twist, so I'm getting tired of that genre. (Yeah I said genre, you got a problem with that?!)

Movies:

Borat, Old School, Major League, Tommy Boy, Shawshank Redemption, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Finding Forrester ("You're the man now, dog!), Wedding Crashers (a movie I hope to make a reality thru my own life), The Professional.

Television:

Animal Planet (no, I'm not a animal-rights activist. RIP Steve Irwin.) ESPN and whatever other station has college b-ball and football on. Comedy Central. The Office on NBC. Any kind of show showing actual hospital footage (surgery, etc.). Not a fan of ER, Grey's Anatomy, but Scrubs is kind of good.

Books:

What is book? Book good? I try to book reads. It guud, vay guud.

Heroes:

He-Man, David Hasselhoff, John Rocker, Richard Simmons (If it weren't for "Sweatin' with the Douchebags", I would be a lard-ass only able to travel by a hydraulic lift-crane.)

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Ok here's the deal. You, are on my friends list. Now tell me why. Just hit reply and answer these questions about OUR friendship, however new or old it may be. Then, repost this bulletin so I can fill...
Posted by Stuart on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST