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Henrietta

..If your life sucks, just BLOW a little harder.. ; )

About Me

..to cut a long story short I`m a post-op transexual vacuum cleaner of no fixed abode south London. Tired of my hum-drum life of carpet sucking, I`ve decided to expand my horizons via the power of the web. Read my BLOGs, if you have the time, some of them are worth it..


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My Interests

..legal uses for WD40,the constant quest for the abolition of world poverty and crisps.

I'd like to meet:

...my inner self, Kylie`s mum and a decent right-back to replace Phil Neville..

Music:

..anything that Robbie Williams hasn`t been involved with. .Superstar Tradesman

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Movies:

..free Czech expressionist minimal animation, surrealist horror fantasy and Police Academy.Osaka Popstar Online Commercial

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Television:

..all soaps except for Corrie, Enders, Hollyoaks, Emerdale, Dallas, Home and Away and Neighbours. Cardiacs - Tarred and Feathered

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Books:

..Tolstoi, Delia Smith and Wayne Rooney are my constant literary companions.

Heroes:

..Duncan "Chase me" Norvil, Sooty, Rasputin, Marc Bolan and the bloke who say`s "ONE TIME" in the Fugees. ..................... Henry Rollins : America is under attack

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My Blog

..bother from the barfly

..we went to a Thai Caff for lunch today. The small seating area was full so we ate it opposite on a bench outside the church in Wandsworths busy town center one-way system.. It was bloody marvelous, ...
Posted by Henrietta on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

..strangers on the bus

..the first work Friday after a wonderful festival deserves a pint. Once taken, it`s away to Wimbledon to meet some friends and laugh at tourists. Still touched by the magical powers of Glastonbudget,...
Posted by Henrietta on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

..early Glastonbury flashbax part 1

..it was the usual affair in the early part of the weekend. Wednesday brought a couple of heavy showers and how we laughed as the "flowered-welly-brigade" huddled into stuffy, heaving beertents to ta...
Posted by Henrietta on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

Your future dream is a shopping spree?

..I always find shop assistants who think they are cool, very  funny.. They genuinely think you care about their opinions on what YOU buy. It used to be record shops, then comic shops, but now th...
Posted by Henrietta on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:18:00 PST

..(still) Suicidal?

..my ankle and shin is turning yellow, I have bruised ribs and I`m still knackered from the weekend sun..It gets harder to balance a healthy life style, a job, moderate summer drinking and possible ho...
Posted by Henrietta on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

..sorry Lawrence.

..Bless me Myspace for I have sinned. ..it has been 5 weeks since my last blog session. Regrets? I`ve had a few. .. A broken video games console, a bad experience in Primark, the (always surprisingly)...
Posted by Henrietta on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

..weakending..

..Friday  at 5.25 (a.m.) I found I was going to the theatre, "thats fine, what am I seeing?" "..oh it`s something with Maggie Smith,  ..I`ll pick you up with some clean clothes, we can meet ...
Posted by Henrietta on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

E-ster

..I had to work on "good" Friday, but I couldn`t get alot done due to machine problems, no stress for me, I was outside the pub in the sun by 4. It feels kinda "warm" sometimes to see a big company le...
Posted by Henrietta on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

Glastonbury fever

..Friday night I was to be found in a Sheperd Neame pub drinking Oranjeeboom (Oranjeboom, it`s a lager not a tune), saying goodbye to a (genuine) Aussie workmate, and welcoming another. ..consiquently...
Posted by Henrietta on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

..hoover meets pavement

..I feel over last night. It WAS an A.R.I. (alcohol related incident), but after a certain age the old recovery time slows down. We`d seen Billy No Mates at the Fighting Cocks and they were great. Had...
Posted by Henrietta on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST