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Amber

I love you long time!

About Me

I'm the hottest girl on MySpace! Well, I'm quite warm. I'm a genius, and people have the right to know. I even produce my own greeting cards, which are the coolest ever: http://www.loveyoulongtimecards.com

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! Unless you have a knife or a gun or have escaped from mental hospital, in which case I probably don't want to meet you, unless you have a good excuse. You can still read my funny diary though.

My Blog

NOTHING

It's hard work writing a diary isn't it?  I mean, sometimes I've got absolutely nothing to say, but I've still got to say something.  And it's not very entertaining talking about nothing!&nb...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

CHARIS WAS WRONG FOR ONCE!

I showed Charis the email from the nice card people, and she said 'Hmmph, I bet they sent everyone one!'  So I sent them an email asking if she was right, and got this back:   "No, we love o...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

OOH, COMPLIMENTS!

Today we got the most wonderful email from another load of people who make cards!  It was such a lovely surprise, it really warmed my heart and made me feel happy.   "We have never...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

IM COOLER THAN YOU

A nice man called up today offering me a free water cooler!  I protested, saying there was no way I could fit it in my tiny flat, but he said 'It's small AND free.  You trial it for two week...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

HURRAY!

I've been released without charge!  Charis came down to the station and told the police they were being ridiculous.  She's the best friend ever  well, except when she's being all sanctimoni...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

BREAKING DOWN WALLS

Today I got to see a lawyer.  He was old with white nostril hair and spidery ear hair and his name was Mr Walls.  I thought about asking him whether he had any sausages but I thought he migh...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

POLICE POLICE ME DO

Noooooo!  I'm stuck in a horrible police cell, with spiders and ants, and it stinks.  All I've had to eat is a baked potato and beans (no protein, don't they know?  No fruit or vegetabl...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

SPOOKY HAPPENINGS

It's Halloween, and my flu's gone, so I went round to Bench Man's house in a vampire mask!  I really scared him I think, because he ran inside the house and bolted the door and wouldn't let me in...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE

Today I talked to Bench Man for three whole hours!  I think he wanted to go, but I just kept talking so he couldn't get a word in.  I was quite proud of myself.  I mean, he's practicall...
Posted by Amber on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST

BIG LAMENTS

I could have been waking up snuggled up to Bench Man this morning.   Instead, I woke up cuddling Mr Bear, my old raggy toy which I've never been able to 'bear' to throw away.  Ahahaha, ...
Posted by Amber on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST