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About Me



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I don't know what all this myspace is about. Some bloody American thing probably. It'll be something else next week. People are always going on about how amazing computers are. When they can wallpaper the landing and cut the grass then i'll be impressed. Myspace? Myarse! If i want to chat to somebody i will go round their house. You know whats wrong with kids these days? They get bored too easily. We used to make our own fun. All i needed was a stick and a piece of string. I could make anything, entertain myself for hours before my dad would come in and bray us with the same stick for wasting his good string. "sticks don't grow on trees!" he would shout. I eventually discovered that they do and now i have several of my own for braying my own children and my grandchildren...

My Interests

Music:

From ABBA to Zappa i have tried a bit of everything. But at the end of the day i am a sucker for a good melody. Which is probably why i own so many ELO albums.

Movies:

Woody Allen, Mike Leigh. One Flew over The Cuckoos Nest is my favourite film. But anything with a heart and a bit of gritty realism...like Grease! Charley And The Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version) would be great if it wasn't for Charley Bucket feeling sorry for himself and spoiling it for everyone (he stole fizzy lifting drinks he is no different from the rest of them).

Books:

True Crime. Serial Killers. The yorkshire Ripper is my favourite but Fred West was the Funniest.

Heroes:

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."Lenny Bruce.

My Blog

"Genius"

For those of you who are sick of the word "Genius" being spat out by all those corporate voice of the youth whores like Edith Bowman & Joe Whiley to describe the likes of Pete Doherty & bloody...
Posted by jay on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Is it just me or are all Metal kids miserable these days

Me and my friend were having a conversation the other day about our Metal days when we would'nt leave the house in anything other than an AC/DC or Iron Maiden t shirt. We were young , wild, mad and lo...
Posted by jay on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:59:00 PST