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R. P. McMurphy

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

My name is Randell Patrick McMurphy. But my friends call me Mac. I did sometime in prison for five assault convictions and statutory rape when it turns out that my girlfriend had lied about being eighteen, and was in fact, fifteen.Rather than spend my time in Jail, I convince the guards that I was crazy enough to need psychiatric care and was sent to a Hospital and had the time of my life.I met a lot of new friends. Billy, Martini, Cheswick and my best pal Chief, and that is also where I met my worst enemy, Nurse Ratched.For a time, Me and the Boys would play Cards, Gamble and play Basketball. We even stole a Boat and went Fishing.During a meeting, I lost my tempter and punch one of Nurse Ratched's goons, and as a gift, I received shock therapy.After my pal Billy committed suicide, I just lost it, and started to strangle that cunt Ratched, till orderlies stopped me.As punishment, I had a lobotomy. I wasn't the same after that. I wasn't that rebel, the life of the party anymore.I became a Zombie. Chief took pity on me and suffocated what was left of old R. P. McMurphy, with a pillow.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chief, other Mental Defectives and Candy.

My Blog

I'd rather be bangin' beaver!

So, I'm not going to bother with this blog shit.Mac.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:28:00 GMT