"Fuckn myspace"

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About Me

I, me, myself, meself Hayden, can be summed up in a singular wordâ€¦ FLASHDANCE! I know every dance move, from that film extravaganza, except my flavour and dance integrity contains far more flavour. My illen gangsta beatness mad skills make dizzee rascal look like white bread, thatâ€™s been in the toaster on the no. 1 setting, so itâ€™s so lightly toasted itâ€™s still bread. Now some may believe that the vitality of my moves is indefinitely obscene, with my total biproportionate gyrating of the floor in which we dance upon. However, it is in my opinion, that without skills that require a higher level of madness, one cannot achieve greatness, and without greatness there is no dance, and existence is based only around this dance, Flashdance, the dance of life. I love my girlfriend, I would know because Iâ€™m me.

My Interests

Fuckin' playstation tool

I'd like to meet:

If you're not one of those stupid people who cry at parties for attention, then anyone really. But on a serious note I judge people by their ability to grow facial hair. Optimus

Music:

Mainly metal and hardcore... Parkway Drive, Inflames, 36 crazyfits, Trivium, Bullet for my valentine, Alexisonfire ummmmmmmm, Disturbed, Throwdown, children of Bodom blah blah blah and so on. Oh and when Optimus Prime comes out with his hit album called "electronic funk, the real man rythm" i'll be sure to blast that at least once a day.

Movies:

I could go on for ever but I'll sum it up in three, 1 - Warriors (Best movie ever) 2 - Flashdance 3 - Dawn of the Dead (Classic) 4 - White Men Can't Jump (Oh no you didn't)

Television:

What's a TV?

Books:

Books are fun, lately i've been reading Harry Potter, with a Dictionary sleeve covering the cover becasue it's kinda embarrassing, plus it makes me look smart

Heroes:

Pavarotti

My Blog

THE BIOGRAPHY OF MELVIN

PART 2 Day 14 Dear diary, mood: homophonic Hey diary it's me Melvin again, it's around day 14 on this dreaded island. I can't find signs of previous life, the water is scarce and I've been e...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:31:00 PST

THE BIOGRAPHY OF MELVIN THE ORANGATANG

THE BIOGRAPHY OF MELVIN PART ONE Once upon a time, in the not so distant future there was an ORANGATANG called MELVIN who had MAD SKILLS in BIOMOLECULAR BEATDOWNS. He also had a very similar v...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

Monopoly, shoud Jews be banned?

NO ANTI-SEMITIC IS GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN Monopoly, an intellectual game of whit, cunning and prowess however, should I be allowed to play against people without Jewish heritage? I ask myself this que...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Apparently Flick is just like

You know i've heard alot of things in my time, like "Apparently stealing is the wrong thing to do" & "When people say stop, they really mean it" Well fuck you guys because I can read minds and I k...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

You will never truely be as great as...OPTIMUS PRIME!

I'm sorry but facts are facts, Optimus Prime was the greatest machine man who ever lived! I am also very certain he is real. Sure some people may say "What the fuck Hayden, slow down on thoese crack r...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

I've been awake for too long!

Well as we all know exams start all over again on monday, and lucky for me I have had only 5-6 hours sleep in the past three days. are't I just the coolest/smartest guy ever! right now it's ...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

OH CRAP I THINK MY LIFE JUST ENDED, Hmm what to do next

Well as many of you know, today at 9 o'clock was the english exam for all year 12 students in Victoria, thats something like 47,000 students, and that's a fuckload!!! Anyway I went pretty damn shit......
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:32:00 PST

WHO THE FUCK WHATCHES OPRAH

FUCK YOU, i'm well aware that Oprahs little show is one of the most popular shows in the US and milliions of woman watch every day, but god can anyone actually understand what the fuck is going on, sh...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

god damn julian roberts

FUCKING JULIAN ROBERTS! why can't you get a job at being shit, because that's something you have mad skillz in. I can no doubt see the career potential you would have in being the shitest cunt and/or ...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

Mr. Squiggle

Seriously, when was the last time anyone thought of Mr. Squiggle, I was just surfing the net I he popped into my head. Man this guy was the freshest thing since sliced bread. Though I do think the cr...
Posted by "Fuckn myspace" on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST