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I only have one thing to say to all you pin-heads too "hip" to take off your leather jackets in this 40 degree heat and that is... Back off!
Hi everybody! I have 12 cats and ferret named guido! He brought me my combi van that I now use to get to and from work. I work at a pizzaria where you can only buy dishwashing liquid... I once went to a bar where a mysterious wizard man offered to tell me my fortune if I went home with him. So I decided that I already new my fortune and left him with a nice girl I met at a beach in Brazil. I'm sure she was a man but I never wanted to find out and him being a fortune teller could prolly deal with the situation better. And if we was a liar then he'd get what was coming to him... or on him... HAHAHA! The moral of the story here boys and girls? Always have a brazilian transvestite handy to help battle drunken retirees. :-DI am probably the most mixed up random person you could ever meet, and I LOVE meeting new people... Seeing as I've just moved up to perth... I could really do with the friends too! LoL!
I live in the GREATEST country on Earth... One of the only place that still has virgin land... Where you can go and see the horizon 360 degrees and NO sign of civilization... Where the beer is ALWAYS cold... Where a BBQ always means: footy, food and GREAT times... Where I am happy to live my entire life without ever leaving. We are the only people where we can LOVE our country and not only TRUST, but KNOW that Australia loves us too... This is my home... My LOVE!
I have the most wierd sense of humour and usually only succeed in making myself laugh but i guess thats the main thing! If my taste in music could be described as an artist, I'd probably have to go with Van Gogh. Most of the time I'm a pretty happy bloke and I tend to not stew on things for long, as soon as I write about it ... I'm over it. When I make a desision, thats it for me, there's no going back so I make sure its the choice that I'm going to be happy with. Nothing in life is for a reason... Thats our job, to find one and do the best we can with it! :-)
I... light my cigarettes on the stove, use my spare change, an anal about guitar quality, can drink 2L of milk in a day, put my right shoe on first but my the left leg of my jeans on first, know the entire dialog of clueless and that old video piracy speel, feel uncomfortable with obligation, and don't own a credit card.
I should also like to add that I am NOT interested in people that have failed to develop an acceptable level of respect for other people, things and most importantly THEMSELVES! I'm a pretty understanding and forgiving bloke... TRUST ME... But if you ever disrespect me, I will DEMAND it. If I ever disrespect you, let me know, honesty is something I deeply admire, I will ALWAYS give a sincere apology and do my best to never let it happen again.
If you want to know more about me than what I have written here, read my blogs. Whether you agree or disagree with who I am and what I have to say, I welcome your comments and suggestions. Hopefully more like minded people are out there than what I give this world credit for! lol
I think that it's funny because when I'm bored I'll add extra paragraphs in here and it's beginning to get a little messy. Actually it begun to get messy with the advent of THIS paragraph but I'm not moving it because I like it. If you don't like it then stop reading... I bet you can't because the curiosity will kill you... "what did he say in that lame paragraph?" well I'm warning you... It's lame... Promise... Swear to god... in fact it's so lame... That this is all the paragraph was about... Lame paragraphs... Hahaha, AND i just killed like 2mins. Hahaha AND you read it... I just made you waste like 30secs of your life. FIGJAM! :-D
An egg and a sausage are sitting in a frying pan, the sausage turns to the egg and says "Jesus its hot in here" The egg turns to the sausage and replies "FUCK ME!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"
Welcome to the very big, the very bad and the not quite so ugly! Everything you ever feared is on this one page. All manifested into a single human being! ME! Hiya all, As every one who knows me personally will tell you... I sing. And for those who dont... I pitty you! hahaha jj.
Im a tall funny lookin bloke from Mandurah. I enjoy a good winge every now and again. But hey!... Ya need to, otherwise everyone in the world would be living under the impression that its full of love and happiness, that everyone likes each other and nobody gets hurt! THAT would be a disaster waiting to happen. With all that said, the world is still the most beautiful place. In my dreams and out. People say that im smart but i think i just have a talent for noticing the blatantly obvious. I guess sometimes its harder to see things youve been looking at all ur life. nuff bout that. Im not affraid to call a spade a spade, and I love a good time. Nothing sounds better to me than an evening at the beach with a BBQ, beer and good people Wanna know more?... Then add me cos I know you want to!.... I could do with the friends and you'll never find anybody else that reeks of pure AWESOMENESS! lol ENJOY!
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
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