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A Shogun Named JohnFrancis

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is worth 14 points in Scrabble. 42 points on a triple word score.

My Interests

Interests include bustin' caps in Whitey, slappin' nerds, all types of ill shit.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really. But you seem nice.

Music:

My taste in music is better than yours.

Movies:

anything Frank Sinatra, anything Gene Kelly, Caddyshack (hands down, the greatest movie ever made), This is Spinal Tap, MST3K: The Movie, Big Lebowski, City of God, Super Troopers, Groundhog Day, Stripes, James Bond, Of Freaks and Men, Akira Kurosawa(!), Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch (except Dune. Fuck Dune), Wes Anderson, Sam Raimi, Kevin Smith, Steve Martin in anything except Cheaper By the Dozen, anything Brad Pitt (shut up), anything Steve Guttenburg. I'd like to conclude by saying that I hated the LOTR trilogy, and if you take any offense to that, I'll beat your nerdy ass up and break your D&D board.

Television:

Adult Swim and BET. And Cheap Seats. Fuck, that's the greatest show that has ever been somethingsomething.

Books:

Here's the crap on my nightstand right now: Irvine Welsh-Marabou Stork Nightmares, Al Franken-Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them..., Fyodor Dostoevsky-Crime and Punishment, John Irving-A Prayer for Owen Meany. Apparently I suck as much at finishing books as I do in the sack. Which might explain why I have a stack of books by my bed, instead of a pile of condom wrappers or somethingsomething.

Heroes:


Mike Patton

Tom Selleck

Keith Buckley

Dmitri Shostakovich

My Blog

poem

"a thousand miles felt closer than this," he said.but he could throw a rock and hit her disappointment in him.there was a curse they couldn't shake.you know.she said she was entertained for the moment...
Posted by A Shogun Named JohnFrancis on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

a poem i started a long time ago. finish it for me if you'd like.

i want to be what forever is dance under a moon I know won't dim or peek from behind the mountains run my fingers through evening clouds my breath finding them with a kiss you die three times before ...
Posted by A Shogun Named JohnFrancis on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST