I am very interested in the Shocker
(hold down your ring finger with your thumb and insert pinky in the Stink while placing both the index and middle fingers in her Pink)
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I'd like to meet:
Pimped By PhatPimpClothing.comgirls who cant ever pass as guys. you know where im at:
persian, mexican, american, israeli, black, brazilian, hawaiian, it dont matta as long as your a female and are STD-free. like it says on the top of the page ill try anything once, as long as its not a woman who needs to shave her face to look like a woman.
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Music:
.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..Snoop Dogg 1st and foremost, kanye west, ludacris, trick daddy, tupac, dre, eminem, 50, GAme, trick daddy, some lil jon, usher, led zeppelin, pink floyd, eric clapton, beatles, doors, Timbaland and Magoo, Missy elliot, gypsy kings, persian music, arabic music, system of a down, twista, Busta Rhymes, Common, young MC, Tone LOc, Talib kweli, Notorious BIG, Big Pun, Dilated Peoples, John Legend, kool and the gang, James Brown, Sly and the Family Stone, George CLinton and the Parlaiment(i like the funk music), Pharrel, Run DMC, Sublime, Nirvana, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, frank sinatra and dean martin, Red hot chilli Peppers, daz dillinger, kurupt, rage, (its mostly rap, but ill try anything once)...
Movies:
In no particualr order: Finding Neverland, Back to the future, dumb and dumber, aladdin, lion king, Bad Boys, Rush Hour, Enter the dragon, Gladiator, Casino, Enemy of the State, Mrs Doubtfire, Birdcage, breakfast club, american beauty, the big lebowski, Man on Fire, Malcolm X, the great escape, papillon, Godfather, Scarface, Girl Next door, Chocolat, the pianist, All eddie murphy movies made before 1992, money talks, friday, pulp fiction, Tombstone, Troy, Pussy Juice 1 & 2, Streetlife, all Daniel Dehry productions, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Shrek, Forrest Gump, Austin powers, james bond series, all Jack Nicholson shit, pirates of the carribean, lord of the Rings, Grosse Pointe Blank, Double Take, my MY BAR MITZAH VIDEO FO SHO (shout out to Mr Yaghoobian)
to be continued...
Television:
Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, MXC, Lake Show, MTV Hits, MTV Jams, LOST, Back to the Future whenever its on USA or TBS, Jaam-e-Jam, Fresh Prince, Doggy fizzle televizzle, Chappelle's show
Books:
books? as in read? what chutzpah they have to ask such things
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Fucking the Ladies' Brains Out - 101%
"Big-Dickedness" - 98%
Self - Control - 57%
Cuddling - 31%
Eating Pussy - 97%
Kinkiness - 74%
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im not tryin t cuddle with you anyway. i just wanna fuuuuuuuuck you, no kissin and rubbin, cuz you gotta a husband who loves you
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Habib
Birthday: sometime btwn the 5th and 7th of july
Birthplace: Tarzana, California
Current Location: computer room
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: one and three fourths meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: i can trace my roots back to Moses
The Shoes You Wore Today: i like to keep myslef in the nude
Your Weakness: a hot carl
Your Fears: god and hot carls
Your Perfect Pizza: medium
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: impregnate a palestinian
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "yo mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out the muthafucka"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "be nice today" and "hello good-lookin"
Your Best Physical Feature: the hair right above my ass
Your Bedtime: ?
Your Most Missed Memory: if its a memory, how the fuck can i miss it?
Pepsi or Coke: yogurt drink
MacDonalds or Burger King: in n out
Single or Group Dates: a single date would just be me. if thi group date icludes lots of naked women who have a full set of teeth and have their weight in control, id have to choose number 2
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: chai nabaht
Chocolate or Vanilla: nigger
Cappuccino or Coffee: do you fucks really give a flying fuck. i guess i have either
Do you Smoke: i forget
Do you Swear: Hell yes
Do you Sing: only when im sober
Do you Shower Daily: usually, but when i feel like being mexican, nope
Have you Been in Love: only with god and myslef
Do you want to go to College: bitch, you should be asking does college want me
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: i believe that im a sexy motherfucker
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: i think im cute, i know im sexy
Are you a Health Freak: i exercise, and so shouldyou fatass hos who think that love handles are cute
Do you get along with your Parents: were bffs
Do you like Thunderstorms: not especially
Do you play an Instrument: persian drum.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: on pasover we have four cups o' wine. i drank eliyahu's
In the past month have you Smoked: kinda
In the past month have you been on Drugs: kinda
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only after i kinda smoked
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nuh uh
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, i friggin love showtunes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yesterday
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: at my bar mistah, sisters graduation, sisters wedding, yesterday
Ever been called a Tease: no, but i do get called asshole and jerk alot
Ever been Beaten up: cant ay that i have
Ever Shoplifted: in mexico one time, but it was only chiclets and i was 8
How do you want to Die: i want to catch tuberculosis
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: on welfare
What country would you most like to Visit: IRAN, Brazil, Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: natural
Favourite Hair Color: white
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 6'0
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: 22, but whos counting
Number of CDs I own: only four of the are important, say it with me: ESS ENN DUH BULL OH PEE
Number of Piercings: none that are visible to the naked eye when im not naked
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: throwing a ball at my cousin on her birthday. other than that, its all good
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Heroes:
My Dad
, Snoop Dogg
, Doc Holiday
, Itzhak Rabin
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Rabbi Aaron Katz,
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Hadji Firouz,
Moullah Nasreddin
however, i do believe that Scott Perloff's job is a useless one and that he serves no purpose on this earth except to take aay students cell phones to make himself feel important. keep it up scott, im sure someone out there considers you a hero!
O Odd
S Spiritual
A Altruistic
M Mesmerizing
A Adventurous
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From Go-Quiz.comi guess its all true except for the first part. "odd?" i dunno - he seems like a pretty average joe.
