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Rino

Youngest Novellist ever!

About Me


Hi Folks, it's me, Rino. From now on I'd like to use this space to post inspiring sentences outta my life for you here:
10.24.2006
"De Gfrörli het de Chuenagel, de armi Tropf!"
Chasperli
10.25.2006
"Does anybody know, who wrote the Fryderyk Chopin songs?" Häää?
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ABOUT RINOS ENTHUSIASTIC LIFE:
Hi, my name is Renegade Rino Raines (but call me Rino for short)
I am 3 years old (I had to fake my age because they said, I needed to be 14 to have my own myspace, well!).
I already wrote a novelle which was published at Random House, Transilvania. My novelle, which is called "Saiten und Seiten (Eng.: Shaker and hats)", has sold over 200 copies worldwide. Now my manager says, that I need to expand, I need to intend something big on the long run. So I invest all my money, resulted outta my novelle, into my new House, the house on haunted hill. Me an my widdly toys will have fun there for sure. Mr Smith says, it's prestige! And I can trust.
I also write shortstories, one of my recent shortstory is nominated for the "Pink Brombeere" in Switzerland.
I live and raise in Utah, thats in the states, if you're wondering. My parents don't understand what I write ('cause I only speak and write in german). Somehow I just learned german instaed of english, so well...
This text was translated by my lovely agent, Mr. Smith, especially for you, that you can learn something 'bout me. (But I think the most of you already know me well, I'm famous, not to mention, so.)
But anyway: Spongebob comes on TV, so that's why I have to leave now. I guess Tadeus makes it big in this show, but I'm not quiet sure. So ...
Yours
Renegade Rino Raines

My Interests

...Writing

...Watching "Literaturclub" on swiss television "SF DRS" (I think Roger was the better host than Iris. She is to much into details and not passionally enough. I miss the spirit from Roger!).

Making my father angry, cry when my mother is just around and stop crying when she has left..

I'd like to meet:

Ronan Keating, 'coz my Dad says he is horrible, and he couldn't stand these irish "teeny weeny" voice. I want to meet him just to see him angry, my father I mean.

And by the way, I'd like to meet Delta Goodrem to tell her, she's pretty pretty cute... Maybe someday I'm gonna mary her... Well, we'll see...

Meat Loaf, for making a "bat out of hell 3" LP. But just if Jim Steimann wrote the songs...

Music:

"Ich ghöre es Glöggli", I forgot the name from the artist, if they ever told me the name.

On demand, herewith the Lyrics for "Ich ghöre es Glöggli!"

I ghöre äs Glöggli
das lütet so nätt.
Dr Tag isch vergange
itz gang i is Bett.
Im Bett tuen i bäte
und schlafe de i.
Dr lieb Gott im Himmel
wird ou bi mir si!

Und alli wo müed si
händ Friede und Rueh.
Dr lieb Gott im Himmel
laht Böses nid zueh.
I gohne is Bettli,
eu allne Guet Nacht
Dr lieb Gott im Himmel
und s'Aengeli wacht

De Tag isch vergange,
es tunklet ja scho,
Du lieb Gott im Himmel,
ich bi ja so froh.
Ich wott nöd elei si,
doch du bisch bi mir,
und Mueter und Vater, die wached mit Dir.

Movies:

Haven't seen a movie yet.

Television:

Spongebob, for sure!

Books:

Thomas Mann, Paulo Coelho, Markus Werner, Daniel Kehlmann, Anna Mitgutsch

Heroes:

My agent, Mr. Smith

... and my parents (Sometimes)