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About Me

Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching, and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that guy, you know, he was crowding the plate. Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch, he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him. Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

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My Interests

This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all.

I'd like to meet:

The asshole who changed my profile.

Music:

Movies:

Yeah, cop, I know you, man. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, we've got us another crazy nigger here with a gun. Well, let me tell you something. Human life means very little to me at this point in time. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got. But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem. Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering. Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil. Well, OK then. Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.

Television:

I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come u

My Blog

Episode II: The Phantom Douche

Will this nonsense ever stop? I mean honestly, who threatens people over MySpace and do these people actually think that this tactic is effective? I received another message this morning from a cert...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

To the chicken fucker that egged my crib.....

It made me wonder what kind of fool would egg a house. At first I thought it was a random occurance because I assumed that everyone I know was past egging houses, I was wrong. So it turns ...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

Fucking Q101

Gym Class Heroes. They fuckin rule. I've been listening to them since The Dokter introduced them to me almost 2 years ago. So about a month ago I caught wind of a new album and I hit up their MySpa...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

Johnny Twotone is not my friend

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Sometimes i get that feeling; then I jerk off. There really is nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy and all of your friend are anchor ...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

Finish your cereal

Genius idea it was to go to the leather factory. I got a sample of leather, it fuckin rules. I had fun earlier rubbing my leather on my face. It felt so good that I peed in my pants. After that I ...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

It's all true

Just wanted you to know that it's all true. Man I love being right.
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus) Loves Me

So I was like totally looking forward to eating these Cheetos, then I found out that my punk ass bitch ate them and I got pissed. I punched the dog. He took it surpisingly well, the dog that is. Fo...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:11:00 PST

Fake Fake Records Records

I know a fake person. Everybody thinks that they are for real when their whole life is a lie. Lie to yourself, lie to others, it's all the same. I guess if you tell yourself something enough it bec...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

5,000 served

I now have over 5,000 profile views. Suck it bitches, I am the man and you are not. I am the coolest person that I know. Nobody compares to me. Scratch that, here is a list of people who compare t...
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:53:00 PST

Fuck You

1. Fuck holidays 2. Fuck Bush, he's a dickhead 3. Fuck school 4. Fuck Vanilla Ice 5. Fuck hockey 6. Fuck the postman 7. Fuck teachers 8. Fuck Ashanti 9. Fuck Lil' Kim, but not her breasts 10....
Posted by Peanut Mouthin on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:17:00 PST