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Captain Weird Beard

You're full of infinite finiteness!

About Me

Let's be real here... do you really give a shit how special or unique I feel I am? No.... of course you don't.
That being said I'm really special and unique... and I'm super awesome too.
Let's face it folks I'm a pile of greatness.... you know the kind... the kind that makes the ladies quake with pleasure and the men shake with.... well... mostly pleasure I would imagine... and fear... yes, then there's the fearing me thing.
This guy is my internet guitar hero:
I nearly shat my pantaloons over this, so drink up, of the sweet nectar that is thusly lain so:
HAHAHAHAH Fools!
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Low
Dependent Personality Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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-- Personality Disorder Info --
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ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI) My score on The Which book are you? Test :
the Count of Monte C
(You are 67% Great Book)
The Count of Monte Cristo is a book which discusses a great many themes, and displays varray of possible conclusions to take from the ideas discussed. It centres around one fascinatingly undefined character who, through the course of the book, takes on many names and many faces, as much seeking his own, true one as anything else. Richly diverse, fantasticaly complex and inspiringly original, you are the Count of Monte Cristo.Emotional turmoil is something you are not alien to. You display great insight to the human condition, often realising things about yourself and others that lesser minds could not spot. This, however, often leads to great complexities both in your mind and in your heart, meaning you are sometimes confronted with personal identity issues. Because you see that life is not as simple as black and white, you are excellent at seeing from more than one perspective, demonstrating a depth of character which is almost unique to people of your emotional complexity.Edmond Dantès, the protagonist, resolves to take justice into his own hands because he is dismayed by the limitations of society’s criminal justice system. Societal justice has allowed his enemies to slip through the cracks, going unpunished for the heinous crimes they have committed against him. Moreover, even if his enemies’ crimes were uncovered, Dantès does not believe that their punishment would be true justice. Though his enemies have caused him years of emotional anguish, the most that they themselves would be forced to suffer would be a few seconds of pain, followed by death.Considering himself an agent of Providence, Dantès aims to carry out divine justice where he feels human justice has failed. He sets out to punish his enemies as he believes they should be punished: by destroying all that is dear to them, just as they have done to him. Yet what Dantès ultimately learns, as he sometimes wreaks havoc in the lives of the innocent as well as the guilty, is that justice carried out by human beings is inherently limited. The limits of such justice lie in the limits of human beings themselves.Lacking God’s omniscience and omnipotence, human beings are simply not capable of—or justified in—carrying out the work of Providence. Dumas’s final message in this epic work of crime and punishment is that human beings must simply resign themselves to allowing God to reward and punish—when and how God sees fit.
Link: The Which book are you? Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 70% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 60% Superman 60% Robin 55% Hulk 55% The Flash 50% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 40% Batman 40% Iron Man 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

Consuming planetary core fragments.
The possibility of Evil Dead 4.
Spending hours just reading and reading.
Spending hours writing worthless BS.
Gaming of all kinds
Rolling a D20 for all life situations... you know that's sexy.

I'd like to meet:

My past self... so I can call him a retard for being so retarded all the time.
My future self... so I can call him a retard for being so retarded all the time.
My present self... so I can call him a retard for being so retarded all the time.

You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Jester.

Where You Lived: Ukraine.

How You Died: Dysentery. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

I like it.... a lot.

Movies:

I have a broad movie taste and it's not uncommon for me to go to a movie a week. I pretty much like most main genres and even some of the lesser explored ones.
Here are just a few that came to mind at the moment…
Powder, Office Space, Short Circuit, Fight Club, Postman, Flight of The Navigator, True Romance, Pump Up The Volume, Baseketball, Orgasmo, Kentuky Fried Movie, Hero, School of Rock, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Grosse Pointe Blank, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness

Television:

I watch some, sometimes. I realize it's sort of not 'cool' anymore to admit you watch it for some reason now... but I could give a shit.
MacGyver kicks ass.
I am also a Stargate whore and I occasionally loan my whoring out to Battlestar Galactica... because I can.

Books:

Mostly fantasy and sci-fi. I also enjoy non-fiction from time-to-time. I am a strong believer in the written word and its many uses. I was the guy in high school who sat and read while people asked 'what ya readin', even though they couldn't really care less, no doubt.

Your Vocabulary Score: A-
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?

Heroes:

We live in an age of normality as there is nothing and nobody to look to, to inspire greatness in the hearts of men.
Well, there is one... Richard Dean Anderson... he's an F'ing dream boat. Go MacGyver, GO!

Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Fire Prodigy
Your Superpower is Extra-dimensional
Your Weakness is Crosses
Your Weapon is Your Stellar Launcher
Your Mode of Transportation is Capsule What's your Superhero Name?

My Blog

Oatmeal with a hotdog chaser

Well, well, well... lookie what we have here, yet one more pointless blog entry.That's right ladies and retards it's me, the CWB and I'm feeling a little punchy.Almost 2 weeks ago my main computer (th...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:24:00 PST

Taste the rainbow

Fuck me.... my ass hurts. Like seriously, it is sore or something.... My butt cheeks are so hating me at this moment. If you were here, you would see me making grimacing type facial so-and-so's rig...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

I do have a pot to piss in, or don't I? I'm confused at this point.

Well, I might actually get full-time employment from this temporary employment agency service I am working through...  I'll find out soon. I have found that many of my jeans have holes in them ....
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

Life is full of pork chop sandwiches

Single in mind and dual in nature. In the vastness of time there can be nothing and no one, all things are but a memory of yet to be and never was.  If you count the grains of sand that are batt...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

Once around the maypole smokin' please

Merry fuckin' Christmas you pathetic sacks of donkey spunk. You know, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of those Pepto-Bismol commercials that utilize the Macarena (No, I did not know how to spell th...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

Stink eye surprise! Now with even more stink!

I ate some cheese tortellinis with pesto sauce today and I must have gotten some of the basil stuck in my teeth.  So, I'm walking around smiling like a dimwit with green shit in my teeth and ever...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST

A tiskit, a taskit... Now give me my fucking basket

God damn it to hell, piece of donkey shit!  I have a cold... those fuckers from work gave me a cold... Their germs are cavorting and commingling with my stuff and that is unacceptable!   ...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Lord of The Temps

That's right ladies and gentlemen I am now lord and master of all and I rule your shit. Apparently, I kick ass as a temp (at least so far) as I was told 3 times on the first day and a few on the seco...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

I make people happy with my generous good times ability

Well... I actually climbed one rung up the socio economic ladder today... They liked me.  Apparently, all those tests they made me take at the employment agency proved to them that I was kickass ...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

Back hair and man titties ahoy fuckers!

Well, hells bells motherfuckers!  This is a cause for celebration as it's now post number 14.  So sit back and relax, because it's going to be a great big pant load of a post. Listen up my ...
Posted by Captain Weird Beard on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:34:00 PST