well i guess it's time for some new blah blah about me.
(scratches back of head)
well i don't really know how interested you are in me so i don't feel like spilling my guts out on our first date. but; seeing as your taking the time to read this i guess i can show some leg...i was a loser at first. i was the nice guy every guy hated and every girls "just wanted to be friends with". my father passed away when i was 6 and my mom wasn't the greatest at raising someone like "me". for a long time i had a hard time. school sucked and life wasn't all that thrilling either. so when i hit 18 i decided to throw every thing down the drain and give up. aww god-damn it was horrible. i ended up homeless, caught up in the "wrong" kinda drug, and by myself with out even a the proverbial floor to sleep on. i couldn't get a job for shit cause i didn't have shit experience. so between a few trips to the lovely jail here, i started talking to a girl in reno. she told me that she was going to come with a U-haul and pick me and my stuff up. time went by. then things got worse and my shit was getting stolen when i would leave and the land-lord
got a lock out ordered cause i wouldn't leave. he threw me out and gave me the money i told him i needed to get to reno to actually pull myself together. i informed of this and she said wait 2 weeks. so a whiles down the story i'm in jail again talking to the girl she was staying with during our fiasco of a "relationship". this girl noticed that for some reason i wasn't like most guys in general, and on top of that i was funny. well kinda. so when i got out the last time she tells me if i can find a way to her she'll take care of me. so after the day after the System of a Down was here i jumped on a bus not knowing what the fuck was gonna happen. i bid farewell to all the crap that was dragin me down more than the sun-block girl's undies by that little fucking dog, listened to the few c.d.s i had left, bought some good weed at the transit stop, and hoped i didn't dig myself deeper.
now i've never really been one to be all mushy and shit. but when i first saw her everything went quite and nothing was real. time stopped and i felt embarrassed like i peed on myself. i stuttered in my head until i could muster out anything. now, supposedly when you find "the one" it's like you've know them all your life. with her it felt like i knew her since the beginning of time and we just found each other
in this life time.well, a long long story short, a couple sex scenes later and to save you some really bad impersonations, were married now and have a beautiful little girl featured in my network banner. we have our own apartment and everyday is wonderful weather shit happens or not. i'm not a bunny; i just take care of them.and with all that being said...why the hell are so interested in my goings on. gosh. am i that freakin entertaining?
