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TOPHER

If no one laughs, it makes me laugh at my own joke. Okay not really my own joke, but the fact that t

About Me

ok check it. my name is TOPHER and if you fit into the shit im bout to spit then I AINT FUCKIN WIT'CHU!!!!!!!fake motherfuckers that run their mouth/ and mistake "hide n seek" for havin some clout. .if u need an audience juss to talk some shit/ then your parents bought you ballz and you're born wit a clit. .dissin your homies for some shit that you're boning then she drop you on your ass and you act like you know me. . wise wanna-be's that were modeled from bitch/ and a crowd of fuckin clowns but you call it a clique. .if you say that you did then i hope that you did it/ imma grown-ass kid an you're lyin to kick it. .im juss spitting the real, smoke it up cause its blunt, ill accept you for da real not a fake-ass front. i come from a breed thats mellow and partied, dont try to knock me imma rock you like rocky. .. . and check out the band im in. . .BIG LEGS KARATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. ..im just trying to have fun an get somewhere. .i aint perfect.. if you cant deal with that then fuck you and it was your time that was wasted reading this. . .PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

My Interests

MAYHEM MONKEY1111"ROCKSTAR, NINJA, SUPERHERO". . .. .. . .i wanna see the rest of the world that i havent seen yet or re-visit the places that i dont remember . .martial arts is a blast. better than any drug ive ever tried. i try to fit MUAY THAI,JKD,SUBMISSION WRESTLING and KALI/FILIPINO MARTIAL ARTS into the week. . .. .

I'd like to meet:

all the HOTT internet chicks that woulda let me hit if i wasnt so far away. .. . ok im done. .i wanna meet CHUCK ZITO, MICKEY ROURKE,MICHAEL MADSEN, EDGE(is a fuckin PIMP!), GENKI SUDO, MAYHEM, GENE SIMMONS, HYPE WILLIAMS, RACHEL RAY(yeah i said it. . lol) i want some RACHEL RAY and she can cook too, JIM JONES . if you ever get the chance, watch one of his interviews. AND . .that gyrl CHEENA on WOWOWEE!. ok.. . so ive met some of the coolest people in the world and ill show you them sometime with one of those slideshow things when i can get around to it.

one of my heroes. . ..width="425" height="350" ..ummm. . need i say more about them?check out my buddy. . go beat off to her page. . do whatever.. . .lol

Music:

HIP-HOP and ROCK! im highly influenced by "NU-METAL","WESTCOAST GANGSTA RAP", "80's HAIR BANDS", and some PUNK . . but yeah ROCK n HIP-HOP. ill listen to other stuff like early R&B/FUNK(Sly n the family stone, AL GREEN. . etc)and classic ROCK(ELVIS/KISS/QUEEN/THE BEATLES/THE EAGLES. .etc)

Movies:

PORN!,COMEDY(really off the wall funny-type stuff),ACTION(the stuff that keeps you at the edge of your seat and dont wanna end),HORROR(none of that pg-13 shit they been putting out lately. i like that crazy scary shit that makes you wanna sleep with the lights on at night)"TOP 5" not in order. .TRUE ROMANCE, SIN CITY, CITY OF GOD, THE LOST BOYS, (original) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE . .. . . . .

Television:

i barely watch tv. RAW,UFC pay-per-views,FUSE,BET,MTV and thats about it. .

Books:

BEHOLD A PALE HORSE(opens your mind/thinking), CENSORED 2004(makes you wonder where CNN comes up with shit), THE DEATH OF RIGHT AND WRONG(never finished it but makes u think about whats really right in this world), BRUCE LEE: STRIKING THOUGHTS(complicated simplicity/and makes so much sense), CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE UNSINKABLE SOUL(shows you that other people have had it worse so stop your fuckin whining), THE LITTLE BOOK OF VENOM(if i finished it id be the SHAKESPEAR of shit talkin), THE TWELVE CEASARS(read one chapter and got bored), MOTLEY CRUE:THE DIRT(never had this much fun reading and i juss might read it again), SCAR TISSUE(currently reading). . . . . . . . . . .

Heroes:

my PARENTS. . . and anyone else in this world that can start from nothing and be happy down the road. . . .anyone and everyone that's ever made me feel like im worth a shit when im down . .sometimes i let worthless bullshit get the best of me . . .

My Blog

questions before going on another roller coaster. .

ever felt like you might be somewhat lost but you dont wanna admit it?.  .ever felt like you've let a bunch of things pass you the fuck by not knowing what they are and vowing to never let it hap...
Posted by TOPHER on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

as "Samba pa ti" plays in the background. .

first off i would like to say HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th! and i hope you people see something that scares the shit outta you before the day ends. . .but yeah. . samba pa ti's playin in the background by sa...
Posted by TOPHER on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

"square one"

(to the beat of "when the chips are down"-Lloyd Banks/The Game) here we go a-gain im- back to square- one/ long before a pack and the sound of a gun/ long before a run and gettin drunk was fun/ take -...
Posted by TOPHER on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

back to basics. ..

its been a minute but here it goes..  .  so i got back from a trip to reno/cali with my family.  in most cases, when i go on a "trip" its to get wasted to the point of not being able to...
Posted by TOPHER on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

i would like to thank all of the guys that thought they were gonna get some ass tonight. . .

because of you. . i got drunk for free tonight. . . no, i wasnt there to wreck your game like you thought id do. . .but you did end up buying me a shitload of drinks everytime one of the chicks asked ...
Posted by TOPHER on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

juss bloggin

check it.. .passed few weeks have flown by so fast that the adidas symbol on my beanie is pointed to the back/left. . jk bad joke.. .but yeah..BigLegsKarate actually got a jam in for the 1st time in a...
Posted by TOPHER on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

remind me to never. . .

sing back-up while im totally wasted. . .  ..  .FO SHO! fuck it. . let the song play. . .rough morning but its all good because im still laughing and tryin to figure out where my b...
Posted by TOPHER on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

this one's for my peepz. . . . .

im pretty sure im not the only one feeling the mental effects of this part of the year.  ."after new years-before spring time". . fuckin sucks! juss sit back n let the track play. .let the shit g...
Posted by TOPHER on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

mental vacation. . .

ok everyone. . .   shit that aint clickin n some tricks on the phone. . .green lights from the sky in the city i call home. . last show i rocked got a mad ovation. . . shit aint matchin up. ...
Posted by TOPHER on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

ok i lied. . .bring back the fuckin sun!!!!

so i was scanning through the "CURRENT MOOD" thing while blogging and it sucks that they dont have "FEELING LIKE A FUCKIN VAGINA" or "I HAVE SAND IN MY CLIT" as one of them. . .dude i feel like fuckin...
Posted by TOPHER on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST