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Your mom. Don't get personal.
Will Smith -- Why...because he's the VOICE OF MY GENERATION! Who else could have written the following lyrics - (excluding major studio publicity departments):
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear
that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West
Still Not Convinced...what...you want more...fine...
Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me its for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go on with your life
Forget that roswell crap
Show love to the black suit cause
Thats the men in
Thats the men in
I'm not a film snob, but I will say this -- Anyone that does NOT like Happy Gilmore or Dumb and Dumber will not occupy a place on my friends list*. Let's see..what else -- Shawshank, early eighties Bill Murray films, any Spielberg before he tried to change the world, any Harrison Ford film...GI Joe the Movie.
I have cried at the following films:
* Unless you're hot and/or showing cleavage.
** No fatties...seriously.
32' inch Sharp with Picture in Picture. What a fuckin' Stupid question!!
Ever since this whole James Frey thing, I've given up reading. Too painful. I don't even read street signs or e-mails anymore...can't trust it. I'm actually having a Haitian sweatshop worker type this. He's young, but his fingers are small and perfect for..PLease To HELp ME STOp tIPING for CRAYG. My NaYme iz HECtor...
COMEDY -- Stephen Colbert, Will Ferrell, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Bob Odenkirk, Jon Stewart, Phil Hartman, Will Sasso, Chris Farley, Dennis Miller REAL LIFE -- Dad, Mom, Nick (For coming to the U.S. with only the shirts on our backs) HISTORICALLY -- No one. Believe nothing and Question Everything!