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old-Ben kenobi

the gutter..where ill always be

About Me

My name is Ben Gartner %D%A im goin to heartland next year. I would like to become a nurse. It seems like it would be a cool job to have. Right now im working two jobs. in the morning i pollinate corn. In the evening i work at uppercust pizza. just graduated from bloomington highschool. I have the coolest friends in the world... don't have much else to say except Fuck George Bush...go stem cell research...and gay marriage....Who cares????%D%A%D%A%D%ASN-SLOTHNCHUNKFRVR%DELL-5308159%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A..

My Interests

I like to eat food i think it is deliciouse, i like to watch movies,I like to play fifa on xbox,music,friends, i guess now myspace. wrestling

I'd like to meet:

bruce campbell and thank him for fighting off the deadites%Dlso my hot pen-pal Rebeca...we have so much in common...lets just say we both love porn%D%AVictor Pham's Top-Ten reasons we need another Apat%D%A 10. You can always leave the water running--just because you don't have to pay for it.%D%A 9. So you can worry about getting a dui...on a Tuesday night.%D%A 8. You realized you partied harder on Thursdays with the Apat than you do now on the weekends.%D%A 7. 3 o'clock beerpong games Sunday - Saturday%D%A 6. You can piss over girls' heads while they're passed out in the bathroom.%D%A 5. You can look at a naked chick while you shit.%D%A 4. You never have to save cups...because the entire floor is a spitter.%D%A 3. So waking up and drinking is an "early start", starting at 3 o'clock is "normal", and starting after 7:00 is "late".%D%A 2. You get to hangout with Homeland Security.%D%A 1. So we can come up with more words like "Vietnam-ness." %D%A

Music:

Weezer,Reggie and the full effect, oZ_ma_______, The darkness, MC Chris, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Wierd Al, Motion City Soundtrack, Common Denominator, Slayer,Blink182, Tom Petty,fluxuation, The flaming Lips, and Mates of State. Thats most of it......oh and the Spice Girls cause they are so hot and ill tell ya what i want.

Movies:

Army of darkness High Fidelity The WARRIORS (mostly for the orphans) American Beauty Kill Bill 1 Kill Bill 2 All Starwars but not so much the ones with out han and exspecially not episode 2 Shawn of the Dead Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 Slackers Suicide kings Pulp Fiction Any movie with the Rock in it (but ferseriouse hes a bad ass in them all exspecially the one with the 2x4) Old School Ready to Rumble More but i can't thinkof them

Television:

I don't watch to much tv....well i do

Books:

1984, all Harry potters, Animal Farm, Curius George, Star Wars Episode 1, Green eggs and Ham, 1 Fish 2 Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, The War of the Worlds, A Wrinkle in Time, GooseBumps (yes i still get them when i read those on stormy nights and when i look at marianet puppets) The Time Machine.

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell as Ash......along with his Boomstick.

My Blog

Bummed

i just spent 45 min writing a great blog about winter break and my internet froze.......that just sucks....the blog was great and i don't even feel like trying to duplicate it because i honestly can't...
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

PART II

    You know what......that was going nowhere fast....we both know it   -but i did get a refrence in from Brian Temple
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:03:00 PST

You know where the door is...You were given the key...just depends how hard u turn the handle

It's been a while since i've posted one of these bad boys.            Im in college now, and the tests I have taken aren't that hard. Ive put some st...
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST

great start

Today has already started out bad.....and i haven't even made it to the dentist yet..........I wanna sleep all day today....and hopefully have a better start tomorrow
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

My Mom Earned it

My mom has been back home for a few weeks now. i didn't realize how much i missed her. when i saw her i gave her the biggest hug. she got so tan in hawaii, i could hardly realize she was my mom. i als...
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

My version of Evildead IV

Evil Dead IV                When I got transported back to my own time I realized the demonic force followed me. After the initial s-mart inc...
Posted by old-Ben kenobi on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST