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King Sexy Beast Man

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About Me

On June 7th 2008 I will begin my life together with the love of my life. That is our wedding day.Fuck you. This version is infinetely better.

My Interests

Music mostly, and various other forms of art in any capacity. Psst! *whisper* and I like sex. shhhh. */whisper*

I'd like to meet:

Uwe Boll. I dig his trashy films and I dare say he is the Ed Wood of our generation.

Music:

I endorse the following bands: 3 Inches of Blood, AFI, Agent Orange, The Agony Scene, Akira Yamoaka, All That Remains, Amon Amarth, Annihilator, Anti-Flag, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Axis of Justice, Bad Religion, Billy Idol, The Black Dahlia Murder, Bleeding Through, Blue Oyster Cult, Bouncing Souls, Children of Bodom, Chris Isaak, The Clash, Coheed & Cambria, The Cramps, The Cure, Danko Jones, Danzig, The Darkness, Deadsy, Deep Purple, Deftones, The Desert Sessions, Devin Townsend Band, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dio, Drill, Dropkick Murphys, Eagles of Death Metal, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Forces of Evil, From the Ashes, Greg Graffin, Guns 'N' Roses, Hammerfall, Himsa, Iced Earth, In Flames, Incubus, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, Joy Division, Judas Priest, KGC, Killswitch Engage, Kiss, KMFDM, Koji Kondo, Kylie Minogue, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Less Than Jake, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Lucia Cifarelli, MDFMK, Megadeth, Metallica, Michale Graves, The Misfits, Motion City Soundtrack, Murderdolls, Muse, Mustard Plug, Naoshi Mizuta, Nekromantix, The Nightwatchman, Nightwish, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, The Offspring, Operation Ivy, Opeth, Orbit, Osaka Popstar, Peeping Tom, Porcupine Tree, Powerman 5000, Prize Fighter Inferno, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Rush, Saeko, Seemless, Sentenced, Sex Pistols, Shadows Fall, Silent Civilian, Smashing Pumpkins, Soilwork, Spineshank, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, System of A Down, Superjoint Ritual, Taking Back Sunday, Tarja Tarunen, Tenacious D, Tiger Army, Tim Armstrong, Thing Knife, Tomahawk, The Transplants, Trivium, Type O Negative, U2, Wednesday 13, Weezer, White Zombie, Within Temptation, ZAO.

Movies:

House by the Cemetary, Cowboy Bebop, Into the Wild, Left in Darkness, 30 Days of Night, What Dreams May Come, Nerdcore Rising, Diary of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead '68, Dawn of the Dead '78, Day of the Dead '85, Land of the Dead.

Television:

Heroes, Scrubs, Arrested Development, X-Files, Lone Gunmen, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Attack of the Show, V & V: The Final Battle, Cowboy Bebop, House, Law & Order, Trigun, My Name is Earl, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and anything else that Tiff will get me into.

Books:

Dante's Inferno.

Heroes:


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My Blog

On the delicate arts of ear fucking and butt-plugery

So I recently procured an x-box. It's my first time. I was a M$ console virgin and the x-box was not gentle. I was raped. Ganked. And then had a juicy payload of console-gasmic gaming goodness ejected...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

Epic Fail!

It’s been nearly 3 months since I last logged into MyFailSpace. I just had no desire to. Mostly because I moved yet again, with Tiffany into an office room that was beyond reach of those gloriou...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:45:00 PST

Mother Fuckers!

That is the only two words I posess in my limitless vocabulary to express my anger towards Hollywood. Due to this assinine writer's strike I have to settle with a measly 11 episode season of Heroes. T...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST

The Shittiest Shit Hollywood Has Shit!!!

    Well it seems another of the last Friday's in October has come and gone. You know what that means? Another Saw movie has come out. For those of you keeping tabs that means that this...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

I are human and we have too!

    You know, in this world there really is nothing worse than getting fucked. Especially when you don't want to be. What I mean is that nothing sucks more than getting the kinks worked...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:15:00 PST

Seperation Anxiety / Severe Emotional Distress

    So as it happens, the love of my life and my better half has gone away for a few weeks to visit with family. Which means of course that I remain here to just walk around sad and ver...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Trivial Behavior Towards a Man Wearing A Suit

    I find it extremely hilarious the way that most assholes that walk around being pricks to people are being treated. If he is wearing casual street clothing or jeans and a shirt, peo...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:51:00 PST

Herchizo de Amor.

    I'd like to take a moment today to put forth something serious, a bit of a reflection on the person in my life that has had the greatest effect on me. Someone who saved me from myse...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:34:00 PST

Why bears should not own handguns.

    I think the single biggest fucking pain in life comes in the form of friends. I have one very close friend, Andy, and a handful to a boatload of regular friends. Anyways, that digre...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

Conversations With a Motherboard

It's been so long, my precious internets. Since I am an insane computer fucking genius I have now rigged a new... rig to scale the walls of the internets and run free. Now I have full access once agai...
Posted by King Sexy Beast Man on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST