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Katie Emma Venus

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

People who pronounce 'H' as 'haych': You're the left-handers of the spoken word. Learn to talk properly you fucking spastics.

I like this Bar review: Its smoky dark ambience made it feel like a Beatnik hangout, only with Philosophical discussions about Sartre replaced by conversations about haircuts.

I hate Reading. It is the place of bad things.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
Road safety is free.
Manners don't cost a thing.
Bumming is for gays.
I'm 80% AIDS.
I'll end this section with some humour....
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.

i love you
so fuck off.

My Interests

Binge drinking.

Stars.
Moonlight.
Sand.
I lifted this from the Brush page... I love it.

I'd like to meet:

Debbie Harry 20 years ago. I'd sex her fucking face right off. Not in a gay way tho.

How Good In Bed Are You?

Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored :

8% which makes you Really Bad


Face it, your not exactly the best bed partner. You can either do one of 2 things, find someone really good and have them teach you or find someone equally as bad as you

How Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com ...I'll take the latter please....

Forest Casual. For the leafy gent.

Music:

Greatest Hits and MOR one hit wonders. I like to sing. I like being sung to.

Movies:

The Wedding Singer, Withnail & I, Anchorman. Love Hairspray, Cry Baby, Clueless, Bring It On.

Low Budget Rape Revenge 'horrors' such as I Spit On Your Grave, Straw Dogs, Last House On The Left.

Television:

I quite enjoy a bit of tele actually.
Boooooosh, Partridge, Darkplace. 90's teen drama.
Sky Digital channel 155 is well good. Celebrity Soup.. Who says Iain Lee was the only one not to make it after The 11 o'Clock Show? Not me.

Antiques Roadshow.
And this..It even makes me laugh with the sound off.
POP UP VIDEO

Books:

I'd like to be well read, but I'm well not.
But I love Irvine Welsh and I love 1984, Brave New World.. the normal books you read at school. I've indulged in a bit of William Burroughs which was enjoyable. Reading anything by Stephen Fry makes me wish I knew him. I'm open to suggestions. I'd quite like to be Tom Sykes or Toby Young.

Heroes:



My Dad. He made a citizens arrest once xxxx love you xxxx
I'm quite in love with Robert Downey Jnr. Well when he was a mess anyway, not so much now he's got his 'shit' together.