I like being a smart-ass, plain & simple. That leads me to say, readers beware! You may find some of what I say or believe to be offensive... well, don't take me TOO seriously. I'm just kidding... MOST of the time. I'm not sure what more I can say here about myself. I have a list of things about me just underneath this.
Something I can talk about is my undying and practically obsessive LOVE of all things Dark, Morbid, Evil, Sinister, Creepy, Spooky, Odd, Wierd, Eerie, Old, Rusty, Empty, Vacant, Loud, Heavy... you know... along those lines. I just LOVE things all dark & mischevious. Like Johnny The Homocidal Maniac... the guy just kills random people, in the most savage and brutal of ways... and though it seems sickly and evil... he has a justifiable and moral reason for everyone he kills. Sure, if you wanna follow the "RULES"... you don't kill them. But it gets the fuckin' point across!!
I can be a hard person to peg sometimes... I can go from laughing at the stupid people on "Headlines" from Jay Leno... then to watching some Sunday Morning Cartoons... Then watching Haunted History... a Cooking Show... then to laughing at someones horrible death, who didn't deserve it, in some Horror movie. Some days I could sit for hours working on my MySpace, looking up bands... other days I wanna spend all my time out, with Friends... which would be Brittany & Sebastian... I guess it's not really too odd... most people are like this... whatever. I hush now!
SEBASTIAN:
Dude... you've been my "HOMIE" for a while now. Why? I'm not sure... first time I met you I was kind of a douschbag. Who knows... but hey, you taught me how to play Guitar... then I made you look bad by sucking at it! HaHa! But hey, that isn't going to stop us from starting our band. Once I get my singing voice in check we'll be good to go!
[. I Love Metal .]
[. By Metal... I mean Music .]
[. As of RIGHT NOW I can only think of ONE band I consider truly UNIQUE .]
[. That band is called STOLEN BABIES .]
[. As of RIGHT NOW there are only THREE bands that truly IMPRESS me .]
[. Those Bands are Neaera, Stolen Babies and Chimaira .]
[. Fall kicks ass .]
[. Halloween is MY day... it makes me cream .]
[. I love cold weather .]
[. October is my favorite month .]
[. I have 7 tattoo’s .]
[. My lip is pierced .]
[. I can play a Guitar .]
[. I want to start singing .]
[. I can be moody .]
[. I won’t talk shit about someone unless they deserve it .]
[. I don’t believe in “GOD†.]
[. Prove to me he exists... I’ll believe .]
[. I love Documentaries .]
[. I wish I knew everything .]
[. Science IS God to me .]
[. Jehovah’s Witness’s are fucking PSYCHOS!! .]
[. The Discovery Channel makes me happy .]
[. I know the Speed of Light is 186,282 MILES per second .]
[. I’m sure you didn’t care what the Speed of Light is .]
[. Red Bull is my crack .]
[. General Tso’s Chicken from Mei Lee Garden makes me cream .]
[. I love it when people who live in the U.S. ask me... "What State is Maine in?" .]
[. I dream about torturing the MORONS who have asked me the above question .]
[. If you still have no clue where Maine is... please don't tell me .]
[. Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt are my favorite actors to play an Insane person .]
[. Johnny Depp just kicks ass all around .]
[. Christopher Walken is the funniest Mother Fucker on the planet .]
[. I would kill for a Sony HDR-SR5C High-Def Camcorder .]
[. I want that Camera for some Independent Film making .]
[. If someone wants to buy it for me... that's more than okay .]
[. I really love Movies .]
[. I really want to MAKE movies .]
[. I hope to be the next Tim Burton... only much more sinister .]
[. If I ever make a Big Budget film, Stolen Babies would be doing the Score .]
[. Jhonen Vasquez reminds me of myself... only richer... and more famous .]
[. Anyone who labels themself "EMO"... just die already .]
[. HIM sucks... get the fuck over it you stupid sunshine fans .]
[. I'm listening to Stolen Babies as I write this .]
[. I wish I had the drawing talents of Aaron A., maker of Serenity Rose Comics .]
[. "Halloween" is NOT an original movie by Rob Zombie .]
[. If I hear anyone say that it is... I WILL stab them in the eye with a Spork .]
[. Rob Zombie IS a talented Film Maker... but he's a sell-out as far as Music .]
[. I demand new freshness from Stolen Babies .]
[. Johnny Hollow's music makes me think of the movie SILENT HILL .]
[. SILENT HILL is my favorite Horror Movie .]
[. Michael Myers is my favorite fictional Killer .]
[. Michael Myers is the guy from the Halloween movies .]
[. The reason I told you that is because most people are ignorant .]
[. I don't think I will EVER be happy with the way my profile looks .]
[. I get bored with things quickly unless I can change them .]
[. I don't like to give people the benefit of the doubt anymore .]
[. Too many people have proved to be a waste of my emotions .]
[. No... I'm not saying I'm better than ANYONE else .]
[. I am fully aware of my flaws, and I'm working to change them .]
[. A lot of people DON'T like me... regardless that I've done nothing to them .]
[. They DON'T like me because I'm not a useless Alcoholic .]
[. They DON'T like me because I listen to Music no one has ever heard before .]
[. They DON'T like me because I have a lot of tattoo's and wear big pants .]
[. They DON'T like me because I have no interest in the HICK life-style .]
[. Simply... they DON'T like me because I don't bow down to them .]
[. A full tank of Gas & a few packs of Marb Menthols make me happy .]
[. I make songs using Loops in Cool Edit Pro .]
[. They're not that great .]
[. MORE TO COME... .]
