Haloperi-MOLL-dol --
[noun]:
A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
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I will be completely honest with you... brutally so. That's my policy. I don't hide anything and I don't candy coat shit. I operate on a take it or leave it basis when it comes to expecting mutual respect from anyone I associate with. I refuse to play games or feel like I'm rude for asking things I want to know, or telling people my honest opinion. I have less friends than I used to, but the ones I have are tried and true... all the others were pussies. :)
[Marital Status] Divorced
[Shoe size] 8.5
[Parents still together] Nope, not since I was four.
[Siblings] Had a foster sister: Libby
[Pets] One Stimpy...
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue... which is obvious if you've known me long.
[Number] 2
[Animal] Black Panther
[Drinks] Jager Bomb! :D
[Soda] Diet Pepsi
[Book] Stephen King's "Black House"
[Flower] Calla Lilly
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Yes...
[Twirl your hair?] Only when I'm THAT bored.
[Have tattoos?] Yes, one. Soon, two.
[Have Piercings?] Yes... 6. :)~
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Only when necessary.
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/Yes
[Like roller coasters?] Nope. Hate 'em MUCH!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yeah, it's COLD here right now.
[Want more piercings?] Definitely, but I can't have visible ones.
[Like cleaning?] Actually, YES... is that weird? [Had my own cleaning business before I got preggers.]
[Write in cursive or print?] Print.
[Own a web cam?] Nope...
[Know how to drive?] I would hope so... they DID give me a license. :)
[Own a cell phone?] Yes. My 'electronic leash'. :D
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Nope. I'm a inter-nerd. LOL
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes.
[Considered a life of crime?] I gave up a life of crime.
[Considered being a hooker?] HAHAHA!! I have been destitute enough to CONSIDER it, but I could never go through with it... damn morals. LOL
[Lied to someone?] Anyone who says "no" to this is lieing right when they say it!!
[Been in love?] "In love" implies bilateral love. I'm just now getting to experience that, I believe.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah, LOL.
[Been in lust?] Mmmmhmmm... :)~
[Used someone] Nope. I'm real. If I ever did, it was because I had no other option.
[Been used?] More times than I care to think about. :(
[Been cheated on?] Yes. I'm an @$$hole magnet.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Sure!! (Honestly, not on purpose.)
[Stolen anything?] Yeah, more than once, but only from businesses.
[Held a gun] Yup... Shot one, too.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Tank top & booty shorts.
[Current mood] hungover
[Current taste] Diet Pepsi and lonliness.
[What you currently smell like] Japanese Cherry Blossom... like always.
[Current hair] New as of yesterday... there's pics.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Laundry.
[Current cd in stereo] A Perfect Circle
[Last book you read] Um, probably one of Lucas' books. LOL
[Last movie you saw] Kill Bill Vol. 1... just finished watching it.
[Last thing you ate] Tylenol.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Brittney.
[Do drugs?] Nah...
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Sure. After all, there's a lot we can't explain.
Remember your first love?] Yeah, unfortunately.
[Still love him/her?] Love doesn't operate on a toggle switch... yes... but I also hate him.
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yeah, who doesn't?
[Believe in miracles?] Of course... I have an amazing son. That's a miracle right there.
[Do well in school?] Yes, Dean's List!! :) I am soooo proud!!
[Wear hats] Not usually, but it's fun sometimes.
[Hate yourself?] Always. I suck. If I had a fan club, I'd be the first one to knock at the door... bomb in hand.
[Have an obsession?] Yeah, corsets and the holocaust.
[Collect anything?] Coins, drama, and reasons to smile.
[Have a best friend?] No, I have too many terrific friends to rank one as "best".
[Close friends?] Casey, Steve, Mikie, Tom, Chase, Jared, Lindsey, Donny, Brittney, and Josh.
[Like your handwriting?] Yeah, when I write Caligraphy.
[Care about looks] Anyone who says the don't matter a little is full of bovine excrement.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Eric Kitterman... 3rd grade. LOL
[First kiss] Randall Woody... Freshman year. [I was such a good girl!]
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Nope... lust at first sight, love at first words.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe in "the [toxic] one". By that, I mean the one you KNOW to stay away from, but you can't always make yourself do it.
[Are you a tease?] Sometimes. It can be fun. :)~
[Too shy to make the first move?] Yes, actually, which I'm sure most would not guess about me.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] I spend more time in my head than in the real world, sometimes.
[Bitch/Asshole] Absolutely. F*ck with me or somebody I love... I dare you!!
[sarcastic] Meeee? Sarcastic? Nah...
[Angel] I was an angel, but I streached my halo until it fell around my neck and became a noose.
[Devil] No. I've seen pure evil, and I'm not it.
[Shy] Romantically/sexually, yes. Otherwise... I wouldn't even know what "shy" meant.
[Talkative] Doesn't this whole survey tell you that?
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