[noun]:
A self-proclaimed professional bytch and pedestrian celebrity who's been defining rockstar conduct since 1983; an infamous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous and perpetually rocking the casbah without musical ability.
I will be completely honest with you... brutally so. That's my policy. Ask me any question, and I will answer it without stating a lie. You may not get the full story, but that's because you don't need it. I don't hide things and I don't candy coat shit. I operate on a take it or leave it basis when it comes to expecting mutual respect from anyone I associate with. I refuse to play games or feel like I'm rude for asking things I want to know, or telling people my honest opinion. I have less friends than I used to, but the ones I have are tried and true... all the others were pussies. :)I'm a mommy first, and a friend second... but I'm an unbearable c*nt, third. I do pretty much whatever I want to do, and I do it on my own terms. If I don't like you, you will know it. I don't like to lie or mislead people, nor do I enjoy being lied to and mislead... however, I don't claim to be flawless because I f*ck up more than I care to admit, and I'm an expert at half-truths... especially in moments of convenience.Do not message me with stupid shyt like "Hey, sexy. Do you wanna get together sometime!?" No. I don't. I'm not, nor will I ever be, desperate enough to look for d*ck on the internet. If you're desperate enough to ask that question of a random chick online, you are not up to the already miserably low standards I set for guys I date.Don't spam me. If you are a business, comedian, or musician and if you are added by me