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emra

I am here for Friends

About Me

i don't care what ANYONE says...peanut butter twix are fucking delicious!

My Interests

feline torture and regular neighbor abuse.

I'd like to meet:

the guy that did all the voices in the police academy movies.

My Blog

those radiohead boys know.

another blog emra?you can thank me later. i'm so glad that radiohead has a big enough following to keep making music.  how does anyone with any sense of anything not like this band?  they ar...
Posted by emra on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:59:00 PST

my wife left me for mick jagger because he has more money.

a guy on the bus said this to me yesterday.  made me laugh.............a lot.  my wife left me for mick jagger because he has more money.  *sigh*  good for her. watching nova last ...
Posted by emra on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST

posting new blog as of right now.

"they teach you that ______." why is this phrase one to not be fucked with?  let me be the first to say fuck this phrase. they teach you that names are important to remember.they teach you t...
Posted by emra on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

because kathy is making me.

i'm generally not one for myspace surveys.  it seems ironic considering how much i like talking about myself.  anyway...kathy called me out and now i have to write ten random do-dads about m...
Posted by emra on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

patrick, i hate you.

i used to work with this dude by the name of patrick.  patrick was one of my favorite people to work with EVER because i could really say anything to him and not worry that he would get offended....
Posted by emra on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST

i love you more than balls.

bleu cheese and vinaigretter.  goddamnit carrie. i've decided that to amp up my gangster style, i will now wear my long apron that i'm forced to sport at work underneath my belt-line, thus giving...
Posted by emra on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:33:00 PST

the facts came to me this morning.

i had an undeniably rivetting little conversation about space yesterday with ryan.  the idea that space is endless is overwhelming to say the least.  now, given that thought, i'd like to poi...
Posted by emra on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:22:00 PST

cafe du berry and my side of hash browns.

ate at a delightful little cafe this morning.  had a ham and cheese omelette with toast, hashbrowns and fresh strawberries!!!  i never knew i liked breakfast so much.  come to find out....
Posted by emra on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:54:00 PST

sir, you’ve made a mockery of lil’ john day

isir, please don't destroy what i have rightfully declared "lil' john day" any further.  your general attitude toward customer service is appauling.  all i heard was the after...
Posted by emra on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i’m sorry.

i know you're sick of hearing about kitchen shit but....SHIT!  that's all i seem to know anymore so prepare for another meaningless rant rich with just the right aspect of truth and a hint of sar...
Posted by emra on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST