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About Me

Hanging in there with MySpace. I can only handle one social networking site at a time.

My Interests

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Scuzzbuckets.

My Blog

A Pre-Lenten Break

In an effort to consolidate my efforts, I shall be taking a sabbatical from MySpace, beginning today, February 10th, and lasting until April 14th. While hardly a MySpace addict, I feel like this MySpa...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:43:00 GMT

A Blog on the Blog

I forgot that I used to have a blog, Sneezy & Tacky, which I then switched to Sausagetarian. The blog spans my doomed employment at a chocolate factory in California, then my doomed employment at ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:18:00 GMT

Invited 2009!

The Portland Mercury has an annual "Not Invited Back" list at the end of the year. It's delightful, oddly cathartic, and--of course--vitriolic. I think they did such a swell job with "Not In...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Pitching to the wrong crowd

I'll be teaching a few baking and cooking classes this holiday season at my workplace, Sur La Table. It is very fortunate that the store is willing to provide  a venue for me to sh...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:07:00 GMT

Nostalgia Overload Ahoy!

Shortly after I moved to California in 2000, I became involved in a little music magazine called Section M. And for a few years, Section M was all I cared about. Then I stopped caring and started doin...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Marietta Love

A few weeks ago, I got back from my visit to Marietta, Ohio, which is where I grew up. Going back home always makes me feel pensive and a bit moody, but also rejuvinated. Weeks before leaving, people ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:07:00 GMT

Done for Now

This last music column I wrote for the Bohemian was my last one ever. I've retired from writing my column for various reasons, laziness being a big, huge, honking one. What others are there....oh...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Lather Up

I interviewed Karry Walker of Ultralash in my last Bohemian article. It's worth maybe checking out her music first. Then read the article. I want Ultralash to be the next big thing. You know wha...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:27:00 GMT

Cannele Commotion

At last! After months of me not shutting up about canneles, I may just shut up. But not quite yet, because my super-duper article about canneles just came out in the Oregonian today. Yippie! Go buy yo...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:11:00 GMT

Issue 41: Ask for It

A while ago, this nice guy named Nielzine started a zine called Nielzine. Some of the stuff in there is spelled badly, but it's all heartfelt. I haven't met Nielzine, but he must be nice because ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:32:00 GMT