Programming, Zen archery, tator tots, pi, vinyl (records and the clothing), impulse buys, comic books, video games, dirty bitches, bad movies, scheming, cackling maniacally, making fun of shitty websites, monkeys, LA Clippers, ninjas, gambling, dirty movies, midgets, pirates. That's just for starters.
Tito Jackson, Ricardo Montoban, people who suck at poker but don't mind me taking their money, redheads, people who actually have ambition and aren't content doing the same stupid thing every day. People who want to contribute to comicbookgeek.com
All Ninja Tunes, The Roots, Del the Funky Homosapien, They Might Be Giants, GrandMaster Flash and the Furious Five, Basemen Jaxx, ColdCut, The Herbaliser, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jazzanova, DMX, Junkie XL, London Funk Allstars, Orbital, Pizzicato Five, Thievery Corporation, Underworld, Jurrasic Five, Black Eyed Peas, The Automator, Cut Chemist, Sir Mix-A-Lot, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, Old LL Cool J, R. Kelly, Ginuwine, EPMD, The Aquabats, Skankin' Pickle, Air, Groove Armada, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, The Banana Phone Song.
The Last Dragon (Sho'Nuff), Ice Pirates, Goonies, Fatal Flying Guillotine, Say Anything, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Kentucky Fried Movie, Black Exploitation Films (and alas, Action Jackson was the last great one), Porn with Midgets.
Every BasketBall Game on the League Pass, The Daily Show, World Poker Tour (and every derivation thereof), Pardon the Interruption, Sportscenter, Attack of the Show (it's like watching a High School Play), X-Play, Old Adult Swim (you know, back when it was funny and they weren't full of themselves)
A Brief History of Time, How to Pick Up Trashy Women, A Book of Five Rings, The User Illusion, I'll go ahead and say Ayn Rand and let you label me as an Ayn Rand reader. Go ahead. I don't care. I know thick books turn you on.
Anyone who kicks Aquaman's ass. Damn Fish Cracker.