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stu

ok...ok...you rumbled me..its a fair cop guvnor....

About Me

yes yes yes.....its all very well but come on now..steady. Right. Hello. After a long stint down the North East of Englands last remaining coal/tin/slipper mine, i have returned to bring news of the north...of england. We have now discovered telly (B&W) and through this medium, i heard of the 'internet'. The internet is very good for education on the correct use of Microwaves, plimsoles (and their associated insoles) and of course the history and past winners of Crufts.....for dogs. I have also useful information to the whereabouts of Elvis and his Gut string.I also beatbox, play my bass (my lurvely 5 string, my upright electric) and guitar (acoustic... its delicious. No really... it is...!). I also BEATBOX. Did i mention i like to beatbox...ahem...i mean 'Multivocalism'!.....oh and i love my upright bass!!! (i'll get some more pics and sounds up soon....)I have a sweet wife called Carey and two brill kids (Naomi and Eva!)
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My Interests

BEATBOX BEATBOX BEATBOX....Telly (dont really watch it), music, devices that rotate, questions that make you think of abstract things and also other things - but you will have to wait for these to come in later editions of this 'internet thing'.(when i have figured it out and how to do it...).Any involvement with 'Trust Skwark' (Comic style Truth of the health Service)

I'd like to meet:

me (obviously), My friends more, a man who was giving away billions of english pounds sterling (yes...literally - billions) and the Queen or the man who designed the Queens portrait on the 1974 version of the tuppence. Also - the geezer who invented NORTHUMBERLAND....very very VERY good - well done.

Music:

guitar, dj - scritchy scratchy, BEATBOX (Multi-vocalism), BEATBOX and Bass (how low can you go??) *****watch this space (not now you ningcompoop!) for up and coming music from my bad self******* Ok.... influences - now i know U R not really bothered so to keep it on a roll, i will list a nice vegetable somewhere in here so you HAVE to read it.....OK....here goes............................................beastie boys, John Martin, Bluegrass banjo, Run DMC, Duke Special, Fink, Parsnip, Bob Dylan, Old folk music (John McCarthy etc...), Status Quo (sorry about that), Police, Kevin Prosch, Jimmy Ragstaff, 65dBa, the Ootside Netties, Jose Gonzales, and last but probably the best........my DAD! I guess i am getting back to my roots and sturff like that as i will be based more in the acoustic world but with multi-vocalism drums and perc to accompany it! Also (eventually) i would love to work with some more folk/trad based acts doing the above (beatbox and geetar etc...)so we shall see wot we shall see!

Movies:

POTC 1, Matrix (All), Shakespear in lurve, Romeo and Juliet, Way out West, Bollywood cheese, Honey i shrunk the thingys. Horror at the house (a blockbuster we made when i woz 15ish)

Television:

just got it...well...i mean by looking through the manor house window...through the soot and grime....oh OK...ermm.. its got 2 be Vic and Bob.

Books:

Lots...love reading so i wont bore you but my favourite.......ROBINSON CRUESOE (its SO spiritual)

Heroes:

Jesus, my Mam 'n' Dad, Tony Blair (just kidding), Kevin Prosch (musician), Eean (me bruther - funny, funny man!!) Parsley. canoes. The concept of Uncles. And slippers. Funk. Pete 'n' Heather. Friends. Nickle wound strings. Smallpipes. Stars. More funk. The abolishment of the half pence. The ability to combine belts AND braces. Firefox. Warmth. I thought i saw a pussy cat? NOT cats. My friend Nick. Shakespear.