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Member Since: 10/13/2006
Band Website: theinternetisgay.com
Band Members:
..Mr. Ticket (totally focussed and highly concentrated drum programming)
.. Mr. Magic Stikky Fingers (high speed inflatable guitar action)
.. Mr. Fisher (our cool bass player)
.. This is Mr. Fearful. He does our Vocals. But he is very shy. Thats why he is hiding in a barrel for years now; even when playing live or recording in the studio. Thats maybe why ya dont hear any vocalls. We dont even know, if he s still alive. He might drowned during the rainfalls last years eve. You coulndt imagine a worser singer for a brutal porn grind brand.
.. Mr. Cruiser (he s our driver, last year he crashed our bus totally wasted, but now we got this mobile here from our label)
.. Adolf was our live drummer. Then he shot himself back in`45. We told him he shouldnt start any sideprojects. That pic is a live shot taken shortly after his live drum solo! He s enjoying the public ovations. He has magic hands!
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These two incredibly hot guys are our magnetic background dancers: Mr. Superhot and Mr. Naughty Thoughts! We know you wanna sleep with them, but their both married, since twenty years now, so forget it ladies!
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This is our live sound mixer. As you can see he s a robot. He is the best live sound engineer ever! Especially for cybergrind. Except whe he s stoned again.
Influences:
Your Love Style is Ludus
You like to think of love as the ultimate game
And you love to play... even if it means lying a little
You're a bit afraid to be close, and you don't get too attached
A serial dater, you tend to date a few people at once
And it's all good, until one of your sweeties finds out!
Your a macho and a priapism is a daily routine for you. You like to wear a wifebeater all day and say hilarious things about menstruation. Lesbian Porn is your personal favourite and drinking loads of six-packs while watching is oblique. You are sixteen inside your mind and probably hanging out with the guys of Rx Nx.
What's Your Love Style?
Your Lust Quotient: 100%
Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over.
Your penis is made of tank steel, but has the smoothness of german oak. Women dont scream your name during sex, they scream "Oh my God!". Unless you get to do a Bukakke you think Coitus Interruptus is a greek poet! You are so out of control, you like Dwarves, Dykes, Shemales, Dogs and Children. You dont read books on dating, but you write them. If you had the time and wouldnt screw all day long.
And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak!
You listen to Christina Aguilera and the Spice Girls.
How Much Lust Do You Have?