Hey guys let me take a brief moment to give you the low down on your favourite frog.Born April 9 2004, I have grown up alongside the Ti boys whom have provided what one can say has been an ideal upbringing, turning me into who I am today – a charming, yet wild, sexual party animal.I love snatch and can't get enough of it... sorry fellas! Everytime I venture out I see it as another opportunity to embrace the love women offer me. Hell, I’ve even woken up in the dark of night to find myself between a hot pair of luscious legs.Despite my relatively short existence on this earth I have managed to explore its corners. Earlier this year I took a road trip from Perth to Sydney, an awesome experience comprising alcohol, high speeds and wife beaters. The excitement didn’t stop there, shortly after arriving in Sydney I was involved in a high speed police pursuit, running from those red and blue lights was quite the adrenaline rush!Being the patriotic Aussie that I am, I then departed Sydney and sailed over to Darwin with the Navy before proceeding onto East Timor to support the troops. Things did get a bit rough there, but I fought on, detached limbs and all... worked a charm though, women love a wounded soldier.I make no intention to be loved by all, people either love or hate me. Hate being a form of jealousy I guess, but I can’t really help it if women proclaim their love for me. I am hated by ex-girlfriends but don’t blame them though as their boyfriends had more fun running a amuck with me.Finally, I will take this opportunity to put all allegations to rest and confirm that there is only 1 Frenzal and 1 Frenzal only. If you think you've seen something like 72 of me then I suggest you lay off the chemical substances.
Thanks for your time, ladies stay beautiful.
xoxo
Frenzal
