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The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no
Currently chilling in the boring capital known as St. Leonards, the other three people who live here would most likely agree.
The 5 P's of galaxian - speed, accuracy, consistency, determination and speed - and don't you forget it vanilla face.
FUCK YOU ZAC IT IS 5, YOU HEAR ME? 5!
A tuna walks into a sushi bar and tells the chef "You killed my father!"
Chef says "That's my business, fish."
The tuna thinks this for a moment and says "Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"Then you can feed me to your customers," says the tuna.
So they start to play. Now, tunas love to play chess so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated. "Looks like I win," says the tuna. The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly.
"But I won!" says the tuna.
"Won a knife in the belly!" says the chef.
In my spare time i enjoy filling out surveys, although all finished products are confidential, fuck off
If you attempt to play any DragonForce song without proper hand protection, your fingers will catch fire, melt, and explode, in that order. This applies to any instrument, including Air Guitar.
“Cliff would kill us if we started selling out!â€
-James Hetfield on Cliff Burton in 86'
“Who is Cliff Burton?â€
-James Hetfield on Cliff Burton in 06'
TOP 5 TIPS FOR PLAYING AN EARTH SHATTERING VIOLIN SOLO!
1. Kicking down the doors of an outhouse and bursting out shows the audience how super pro you are at violin
2. The more time spent on a balcony the better, bonus points if you get a sore neck
3. Gentle swaying shows just how fucking metal you are
4. Standing on a table while your comrades wrestle makes you seem like royalty - with a violin
5. The better your bass drummer the better the solo, I can't stress this enough girls, without a good bass drummer behind you, you'll never be able to stand up to the greats like the almighty HIITAVAINEN
5. Never show emotion, emotion is cancer
A tortoise and a hare agreed to race. The hare took off at a tremendous pace, but lay down to sleep on the way. The slow but steady tortoise thus emerged victorious.
Moral: Tortoises frequently carry rohypnol. Never leave your drink unattended when tortoises are about.
"there are 12 different types of people on this earth, kind people, happy people, black people and orange-suit men, make up for 12-eighty, thats what she said said zac but zacs a nark to the elephant went to the cobra, NO IM LONGER THAN YOU, but the cobra bit its anti-face off with a corkscrew hammer" -james to 14.7eighty.6 anti-sufficient decimal places
There is no future, there is no present, there is only the past.
We know a thing has happened from our memory of it, and you only know your 'present' state because you remember it.
You assume there is a 'future' because your past tells you tomorrow follows today.
There is only yesterday.